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Click here to access GORGEOUS EDUCATIONAL dollars.

 

Roll of Money Stickers

 #FAH600-COINROLL - $5.95 roll
(coins only - amazingly real)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH600-COINROLL-12W - $47.40
(12 rolls = 1 box - $3.95 each)

 

USA Half Dollar Puzzle????

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(individually cut and painstakingly handmade)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH601UN-6W - $107.70
(6 coins = 1 box - $17.95 each)

 

Fake "Replica" Novelty
German Gold Bar
Hard-To-Find... Collectable!

 #FAH699 - $49.95 each
(24ct gold plating - 1-3/4" x 4")
*** Made to German Specifications ***

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH699-12W - $359.40
(12 bars = 1 box - $29.95 each - $15 additional s/h due to heavy weight)

 

$20 Additional Surcharge on International Orders ONLY
(due to weight)
-- please add to shopping cart whether you order one or more --
** CLICK ONLY ONCE **

 

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Hard-To-Find --- It's Real!!!!

 #FAH600-SHRED - $2.99 each
(3" x 4" filled bag - Gov't pulverizes it now!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH699-12W - $17.88
(12 units = 1 box - $1.49 each)

 

Mini-$100 Bill Label
Permanent Label...
Great label to add to Birthday Cards, etc.!

 #FAH600-MINI100LBL - $0.10 each
(contains 2 stickers)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #MINI100LBL-1KW - $50
(1000 units = 1 box = 2000 stickers - $0.05 each)

 

Actual Autograph On Each
Ordered Bill... By Designer

#FAH600-AUTOGRAPH - $0.25 for each bill
(use pull down menu)
Example: If you want to order 10 autographed #FAH640s...
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When in shopping cart change the quantity as desired (ex: 10)!

Autographs are only offered on the following bills:

 

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#FAH600-DIS100 - Dissolving $100 Dollar
(coming soon - do not order)

 (75% of Actual Size - Dissolves w/o a trace in any liquid [H2O/Beer/Wine])
Great Bar Bet $$$$$... Dissolving Money!
USE IN URINAL &/OR TOILET... $$$ DOWN THE DRAIN!!!

 

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Minimum order is 5,000 bills / $650. You pick the colors too!
Setup charge is a non-refundable "one-time" $25 fee.
***** SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY *****
(unlimited revisions... until you're happy)

PLEASE NOTE: If a pad (25 bills) is ordered you may receive a blank front or back bill.
Why? It's Rare! When we print massive volumes an error appears once and a while.
We will be more than happy to replace any bill that's incorrectly printed (blank - crooked).
Also you will have a collectable... It may appreciate in greater value than its counterpart!!

 

Transparent Currency Holder

 #FAH600-HOLDERS - $0.79 each
(small - 4" x 2")
(empty - protective vinyl - with copyguard)

 #FAH600-HOLDERL - $0.99 each
(large - 6-7/8" x 2-7/8")
(empty - protective vinyl - with copyguard)
 

Empty Polybag with Header

 #FAH600-ECUSTPAK
(use pull down menu)
Empty... you must fill then staple close...
No price or company listed on header - Generic.

 

Packed Polybag with Header

 FAH600-CUSTPAK - $0.07 each
(use pull down menu)
We will fill based on your requirements then staple close...
No price or company listed on header and dollar - Generic.
Please send separate email with packing details.
There is a maximum of 25 novelty dollars per polybag!


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VERY, VERY UNIQUE RELIGIOUS CARDS

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Stop Illegal Immigration Dollar

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Click here for picture of our NEW
RONALD REAGAN PRESIDENTIAL DOLLAR

Then click here for our Large Volume
SPECIAL PRE-PRINT PRICE (Pre-production)
on this wonderful tribute dollar!

EASILY RESELLS FOR $1-$2 EACH...
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SPECIAL: LOW VOLUME BUYERS:
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These will be shipped once received from printer - Apprx: October 1, 2004!
Shipping date subject to change without notice...
Prepayment is required for special pre-print price!
NOVELTY DOLLARS ARE SOLD
INDIVIDUALLY & COLLATED 25 TO A PAD

#FAH600A640 - Ronald Reagan Presidential Dollar
$0.79 each - 1-100 - $2.99 Flat Fee S/H
(Flat Fee S/H is $5.99 Regularly)

#FAH600A640 - Ronald Reagan Presidential Dollar
$0.39 each - 101-1,000 - $2.99 Flat Fee S/H
(Flat Fee S/H is $5.99 Regularly)

EXPIRES: October 31, 2007

NEW NOVELTY DOLLAR
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Click here (AUTORESPONDER) for our
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*** These are currently in pre-production ***
Some will be available within days and others within 120 days!!
#FAH600A620 - WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION DOLLAR, #FAH600A621 - DENTAL DOLLAR,
#FAH600A623 - GET RICH QUICK DOLLAR, #FAH600A626 - RECYCLING DOLLAR,
#FAH600A627 - ONE NIGHT STAND DOLLAR, #FAH647 - BOYCOTT FRANCE & GERMANY DOLLAR,
#FAH698 - GAY PRIDE DOLLAR, #FAH699 - GHETTO DOLLAR,
#FAH600A601 - MARIJUANA DOLLAR, #FAH600A602 - UNION DOLLAR,
#FAH600A603 - CHICAGO EVENTS SPRING DOLLAR, #FAH600A604 - CHICAGO EVENTS SUMMER DOLLAR,
#FAH600A605 - WELCOME TO CHICAGO DOLLAR, #FAH600A607 - COUCH POTATO DOLLAR,
#FAH600A609 - SAN FRANCISCO GAY MARRIAGE DOLLAR, #FAH600A610 - SAN FRANCISCO LESBIAN MARRIAGE DOLLAR,
#FAH600A611B - SAN FRANCISCO SOUVENIR DOLLAR (with our info),
#FAH600A611C - SAN FRANCISCO SOUVENIR DOLLAR (with our info - custom imprint),
#FAH600A613 - THE NEWLYWED DOLLAR, #FAH600A614 - GAY MARRIAGE DOLLAR,
#FAH600A615 - AMERICA'S PSYCHOPATH DOLLAR, #FAH600A633 - MASSACHUSETTES GAY MARRIAGE DOLLAR,
#FAH600A634 - MASSACHUSETTES LESBIAN MARRIAGE DOLLAR & #FAH600A635 - REDNECK DOLLAR

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