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SIMULATED INJURY DECALS
*** For Human Body Use Only ***
--- VERY AUTHENTIC LOOKING ---

FX HOLLYWOOD QUALITY
FILM CREDITS:
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Flesh Colored T-Shirt
Sleeves with Arm Tattoos

#FAH4351 - $59.95 each

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SIMULATED 'HICKEYS' DECAL

#FAH4314-1-1DEC - $0.99 (1 decal)

 

SIMULATED 'HICKEYS' SHEETS

#FAH4314-1-1SHT - $4.99 sheet (6 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-1-50SHT - $150 - 50 sheets (6 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-1-500SHT - $995 - 500 sheets (6 decals per sheet)

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SIMULATED 'ZITS' DECAL

#FAH4314-2-1DEC - $0.99 (1 decal)

 

SIMULATED 'ZITS' SHEETS

#FAH4314-2-1SHT - $4.99 sheet (12 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-2-50SHT - $150 - 50 sheets (12 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-2-500SHT - $995 - 500 sheets (12 decals per sheet)

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SIMULATED 'SLASHES' DECAL

#FAH4314-3-1DEC - $0.99 (1 decal)

 

SIMULATED 'SLASHES' SHEETS

#FAH4314--31SHT - $4.99 sheet (8 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-3-50SHT - $150 - 50 sheets (8 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-3-500SHT - $995 - 500 sheets (8 decals per sheet)

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SIMULATED 'BODY BULLET' DECAL

#FAH4314-4-1DEC - $0.99 (1 decal)

 

SIMULATED 'BODY BULLET' SHEETS

#FAH4314-4-1SHT - $4.99 sheet (7 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-4-50SHT - $150 - 50 sheets (7 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-4-500SHT - $995 - 500 sheets (7 decals per sheet)

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SIMULATED 'THREAD STICHES' DECAL

#FAH4314-5-1DEC - $1.49 (1 decal)

 

SIMULATED 'THREAD STICHES' SHEETS

#FAH4314-5-1SHT - $4.99 sheet (4 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-5-50SHT - $150 - 50 sheets (4 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-5-500SHT - $995 - 500 sheets (4 decals per sheet)

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SIMULATED 'STAPLE STICHES' DECAL

#FAH4314-6-1DEC - $1.69 (1 decal)

 

SIMULATED 'STAPLE STICHES' SHEETS

#FAH4314-6-1SHT - $4.99 sheet (3 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-6-50SHT - $150 - 50 sheets (3 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-6-500SHT - $995 - 500 sheets (3 decals per sheet)

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SIMULATED 'SCABS' DECAL

#FAH4314-7-1DEC - $0.99 (1 decal)

 

SIMULATED 'SCABS' SHEETS

#FAH4314-7-1SHT - $4.99 sheet (12 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-7-50SHT - $150 - 50 sheets (12 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-7-500SHT - $995 - 500 sheets (12 decals per sheet)

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SIMULATED 'BLOOD DRIPPINGS' DECAL

#FAH4314-8-1DEC - $0.99 (1 decal)

 

SIMULATED 'BLOOD DRIPPINGS' SHEETS

#FAH4314-8-1SHT - $4.99 sheet (11 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-8-50SHT - $150 - 50 sheets (11 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-8-500SHT - $995 - 500 sheets (11 decals per sheet)

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SIMULATED 'CUTS' DECAL

#FAH4314-9-1DEC - $0.99 (1 decal)

 

SIMULATED 'CUTS' SHEETS

#FAH4314-9-1SHT - $4.99 sheet (11 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-9-50SHT - $150 - 50 sheets (11 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-9-500SHT - $995 - 500 sheets (11 decals per sheet)

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SIMULATED 'BRUISES' DECAL

#FAH4314-10-1DEC - $0.99 (1 decal)

 

SIMULATED 'BRUISES' SHEETS

#FAH4314-10-1SHT - $4.99 sheet (5 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-10-50SHT - $150 - 50 sheets (5 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-10-500SHT - $995 - 500 sheets (5 decals per sheet)

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SIMULATED 'VAMPYRE BITES' DECAL

#FAH4314-11-1DEC - $1.99 (1 decal)

 

SIMULATED 'VAMPYRE BITES' SHEETS

#FAH4314-11-1SHT - $4.99 sheet (3 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-11-50SHT - $150 - 50 sheets (3 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-11-500SHT - $995 - 500 sheets (3 decals per sheet)

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SIMULATED 'SCRAPES' DECAL

#FAH4314-12-1DEC - $0.99 (1 decal)

 

SIMULATED 'SCRAPES' SHEETS

#FAH4314-12-1SHT - $4.99 sheet (7 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-12-50SHT - $150 - 50 sheets (7 decals per sheet)

#FAH4314-12-500SHT - $995 - 500 sheets (7 decals per sheet)

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