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Patriotic Memorium
2001 Dollar Bill

THIS PRODUCT IS THE HOTTEST PRODUCT ON EBAY...
SHOW YOUR SUPPORT... LIMITED PRINTING - COLLECTABLE EDITION!!!

AUCTION TITLE: PATRIOTIC MEMORIUM 2001 DOLLAR BILL - Beautiful! or
$2001 MEMORIAL BILL BUSH - NYPD FDNY WTC 9/11

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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
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#FAH636 - $0.75 each
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Click here for 30+ other 'POLITICALLY INCORRECT' MONIES... Banned Stuff!!
Click here to order #FAH636 at wholesale cost (we will email you >> 'user name & password' >> required).

SPECIAL: #FAH636-350 - $98.00 (350 bills - $0.28 each)

 

Patriotic Memorium
2002 Dollar Bill

THIS PRODUCT IS THE HOTTEST PRODUCT ON EBAY...
SHOW YOUR SUPPORT... LIMITED PRINTING - COLLECTABLE EDITION!!!

AUCTION TITLE: PATRIOTIC MEMORIUM 2002 DOLLAR BILL - Beautiful! or
*NEW* $2002 MEMORIAL FDNY PENTAGON WTC DOLLAR

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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
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#FAH656 - $0.75 each
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SPECIAL: #FAH656-350 - $98.00 (350 bills - $0.28 each)

 

Operation Noble
Eagle Dollar

THIS PRODUCT IS E COOLEST DOLLAR ON EBAY...
SHOW YOUR SUPPORT... LIMITED PRINTING - COLLECTABLE EDITION!!!

AUCTION TITLE: $2002 - NOBLE EAGLE - ENDURING FREEDOM DOLLAR
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
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#FAH648 - $0.75 each
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SPECIAL: #FAH648-350 - $98.00 (350 bills - $0.28 each)

 

Cosa Nostra
Crime Note

THIS NOVELTY DOLLAR IS THE HOTTEST PRODUCT WE CARRY...
LIMITED PRINTING - COLLECTABLE EDITION!!!

AUCTION TITLE: MAFIA DOLLAR BILL-TOO COOL 4 WORDS! MUST SEE!
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#FAH650 - $0.75 each
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SPECIAL: #FAH650-350 - $98.00 (350 bills - $0.28 each)

 

United We Stand
2001 Dollar Bill

THIS IS BRAND NEW AND HAS NOT BEEN ADVERTISED...
MULTI-COLORED... LIMITED PRINTING - COLLECTABLE!!!

AUCTION TITLE: UNITED WE STAND 2001 DOLLAR BILL - Gorgeous!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
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#FAH641 - $0.75 each
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SPECIAL: #FAH641-350 - $98.00 (350 bills - $0.28 each)

 

Osama Bin Laden
Dollar Bill I (with cross hairs)

THIS PRODUCT CANNOT BE SOLD ON EBAY!!!!
IT IS BANNED DUE TO OSAMA PICTURE... LIMITED PRINTING - COLLECTABLE!!!

AUCTION TITLE: OSAMA BIN LADEN $25,000,000 REWARD DOLLAR
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
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#FAH640 - $0.75 each
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SPECIAL: #FAH640-350 - $98.00 (350 bills - $0.28 each)

 

Osama Bin Laden
Dollar Bill II (w/o cross hairs)

THIS PRODUCT CANNOT BE SOLD ON EBAY!!!!
IT IS BANNED DUE TO OSAMA PICTURE... LIMITED PRINTING - COLLECTABLE!!!

AUCTION TITLE: OSAMA BIN LADEN $25,000,000 REWARD DOLLAR
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#FAH643 - $0.75 each
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Click here for 30+ other 'POLITICALLY INCORRECT' MONIES... Banned Stuff!!
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SPECIAL: #FAH643-350 - $98.00 (350 bills - $0.28 each)

 

New York Memorial Dollar
LIMITED PRINTING - COLLECTABLE!!!
AUCTION TITLE: NEW YORK MEMORIAL DOLLAR - Salutes Rudy! or
*NEW* $911 MEMORIAL RUDY/BUSH - NYPD FDNY WTC

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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
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#FAH644 - $0.75 each
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Click here for 30+ other 'POLITICALLY INCORRECT' MONIES... Banned Stuff!!
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SPECIAL: #FAH644-350 - $98.00 (350 bills - $0.28 each)

 

USA Debt Reserve Note
LIMITED PRINTING - COLLECTABLE!!!
AUCTION TITLE: USA DEBT RESERVE NOTE-1 TRILLION DOLLARS
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
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#FAH645 - $0.75 each
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SPECIAL: #FAH645-350 - $98.00 (350 bills - $0.28 each)

 

American Patriotic Note
SOLD OUT

LIMITED PRINTING - COLLECTABLE!!!
AUCTION TITLE: AMERICAN PATRIOTIC NOTE -
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
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#FAH646 - $0.75 each
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SPECIAL: #FAH646-350 - $98.00 (350 bills - $0.28 each)

 

41 Politically Incorrect Monies
(only one bill shown)

AUCTION TITLE: 41 POLITICALLY CORRECT MONIES-Hard To Find
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH600-ALL - $30.75 set
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Click here for 30+ other 'POLITICALLY INCORRECT' MONIES... Banned Stuff!!

UPGRADE: #FAH600-ALL-UPGRADE - $79 for additional 3

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 2.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Donkey Cigarette Ejector (from butt)

AUCTION TITLE: UNUSUAL, STRANGE, BIZARRE CIGARETTE DISPENSER
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
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#FAH2909 - $6.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2909-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 2

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 2.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

International Magic Money

AUCTION TITLE: BIZARRE INTERNATIONAL MONEY GAG - Weird!!!!!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH1308 - $0.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH1308-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 20

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 6.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Rattlesnack Eggs

AUCTION TITLE: GIVE SOMEONE A HEART ATTACK WITH THIS GAG!!!!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2925 - $0.79 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2925-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 30

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 6.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

67 Raunchy & Unusual Fact Cards
(only one card shown)

Click here to view all the cards.

AUCTION TITLE: 67 "RAUNCHY" & "UNUSUAL FACT" BUSINESS CARDS
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH100-67ALL - $5.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH100-67ALL-UPGRADE - $15 for additional 3

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 2.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Envelope Regeneration
2nd Envelope

AUCTION TITLE: ENVELOPE REGENERATION VIA UNIQUE PROCESS-Odd!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH8601 - $0.59 both envelopes
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH8601-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 15 sets

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Permanent Lighter Keychain

AUCTION TITLE: PERMANENT KEYCHAIN LIGHTER MATCH - Bizarre
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH802 - $2.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH1308-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 5

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 10.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Metal Flag Lapel Pin

AUCTION TITLE: PATRIOTIC FLAG-METAL LAPEL PIN - $0.99 Each!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2938 - $0.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2938-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 15

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 6.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Fingerprint Card

AUCTION TITLE: FBI & IMMIGRATION FINGERPRINT CARDS - Fun!!!!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH926 - $1.29 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH926-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 10

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Racing Car Flashlight Keychain

AUCTION TITLE: NEW SPACE AGE TORCH - Cool / Odd / Awesome! (batteries are dead as stated in auction)
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH-Closeout17 - $0.39 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH-Closeout17-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 50

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Cool Business Cards
Click here to view all the cards.

AUCTION TITLE: COOL BUSINESS CARDS 4U - $0.05 - Free S&H!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is NOT ok).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH100-SAMP - $0.05 each set
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

 

Sound Effects Keychain (8 sounds)

AUCTION TITLE: COOL SOUND EFFECTS GIZMO KEYCHAIN - 8 Sounds!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2926 - $1.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2926-UPGRADE - $15 for additional 10

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 6.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Whoopee Cushion

AUCTION TITLE: EMBARRASS YOUR RELATIVES AT THANKSGIVING-Gag!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2920 - $0.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2920-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 15

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Pooping Pig

AUCTION TITLE: POOPING PIGS - Naughty Farm Animals - Gross!!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2930 - $0.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2930-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 15

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Pooping Cow

AUCTION TITLE: POOPING COWS - Naughty Farm Animals - Gross!!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2928 - $0.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2928-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 15

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Pooping Dog

AUCTION TITLE: POOPING DOGS - Naughty Farm Animals - Gross!!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2931 - $0.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2931-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 15

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Pooping Rhino

AUCTION TITLE: POOPING RHINOS - Naughty Farm Animals - Gross!!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2932 - $0.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2932-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 15

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Pooping Elephant

AUCTION TITLE: POOPING ELEPHANTS - Naughty Farm Animals - Gross!!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2933 - $0.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2933-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 15

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Pooping Duckie

AUCTION TITLE: POOPING DUCKIES - Naughty Farm Animals - Gross!!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2934 - $0.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2934-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 15

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

World's Smallest Notebook

AUCTION TITLE: WORLD'S SMALLLLLLEST NOTEBOOK - Gotta Have!!!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH-Closeout14 - $0.19 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH-Closeout14-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 35

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Amazing Lo Mein Recipe

AUCTION TITLE: AMAZING LO MEIN RECIPE-Duplicate Chinese Rest
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH9802 - $1.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH9802-UPGRADE - $5 additional for 10 friends (honor system)

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 1.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

Click here to download file. Download CANNOT be completed without ordering.
Password will be emailed separately after transaction is completed. (MS-Word97 format)

 

7 Exotic Portuguese Recipes

AUCTION TITLE: 7 Exotic Portuguese Recipes
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH9808 - $1.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH9808-UPGRADE - $5 additional for 10 friends (honor system)

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 1.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

Click here to download file. Download CANNOT be completed without ordering.
Password will be emailed separately after transaction is completed. (MS-Word97 format)

 

Real Wad of Cash

AUCTION TITLE: REAL WAD OF CASH - AWESOME OPTICAL ILLUSION GAG
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2937 - $1.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2937-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 10

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 6.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Lusty Lotto

AUCTION TITLE: WEIRD LOTTERY TICKET - WIN SEXUAL FAVORS - NEW
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH203 - $0.75 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH203-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 10

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 6.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Penis Lotto

AUCTION TITLE: PENIS LOTTO - For The Man Who Thinks He's It!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH206 - $0.75 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH206-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 10

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 6.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Fart Lotto

AUCTION TITLE: FART LOTTO - For That Repulsive Person - Nasty
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH201 - $0.75 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH201-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 10

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 6.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Yuppy Lotto

AUCTION TITLE: YUPPY LOTTO - Leave It On Their Desk - COOL!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH204 - $0.75 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH204-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 10

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 6.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Party Lotto

AUCTION TITLE: PARTY LOTTO - Great For Folks Who Party! COOL!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH202 - $0.75 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH202-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 10

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 6.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Redneck Lotto

AUCTION TITLE: REDNECK LOTTO - You Know Who They Are!!!!!!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH205 - $0.75 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH205-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 10

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 6.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Jumbo Bills
(only one bill shown)

AUCTION TITLE: JUMBO BILLS - Great Gags For Anyone - $$$$$$$
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH1800-ALL - $1.99 each set
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH1800-ALL-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 4 sets

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 6.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Magical Eagle

AUCTION TITLE: BE PATRIOTIC - Keep MAGICAL EAGLE On Desk!!!!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2935 - $1.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2935-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 3

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

15 Prank & Gag Envelopes
(only one envelope shown)

Click here to view all the envelopes.

AUCTION TITLE: 15 PRANK & GAG ENVELOPES - Revenge is So Sweet
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH000-ALL - $3.99 each set
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH000-ALL-UPGRADE - $15 for additional 5

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 6.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Crooked Deck of Cards

AUCTION TITLE: BIZARRE DECK OF CARDS - TOTALLY UNIQUE - COOL
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2908 - $3.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2908-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 5

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Switchblade Comb

AUCTION TITLE: WEIRD SWITCHBLADE COMB - BACK AGAIN - COOL!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2914 - $2.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2914-UPGRADE - $12.50 for additional 5

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Mini Certificates
(only one certificate shown)

AUCTION TITLE: POLITICALLY INCORRECT MINI CERTIFICATES - Odd
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH9900-ALL - $1.59 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH9905-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 5

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Collegiate Trading Cards
Your actual cards will vary... The cards shown are not GUARANTEED!

AUCTION TITLE: 1989-1990 - COLLEGIATE TRADING CARDS - $0.05
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH-Closeout23 - $0.05 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH-Closeout23-UPGRADE - $4 for additional 100

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 100.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Cool Rubber Duckies

AUCTION TITLE: AREN'T THESE TOYS SO ADORABLE & CUTE... Yep!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH9300-ALL - $3.99 each set
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH9300-ALL-UPGRADE - $15 for additional 5

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Sexual Tear Card

AUCTION TITLE: EASY TECHNIQUE TO RECEIVE FREE SEX - It Works!!!!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH-Closeout25 - $0.19 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH-Closeout25-UPGRADE - $15 for additional 100

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 100.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Cartoon Flip Books

AUCTION TITLE: FLIP BOOKS - CARTOONS IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH-Closeout18 - $2.99 each set
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH-Closeout18-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 5

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Boy Statue That Pees

AUCTION TITLE: STRANGE BOY STATUE THAT PEES - FUN GAG!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2912 - $4.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2912-UPGRADE - $20 for additional 5

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Smallest Deck of Cards

AUCTION TITLE: WORLDS SMALLLLEST DECK OF CARDS - LQQK!
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bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH1543 - $0.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH1543-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 6

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Magic Sex Tear Card

AUCTION TITLE: MAGIC CARD TO RECEIVE FREE SEX - It Works!!!!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH-Closeout25 - $0.19 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH-Closeout25-UPGRADE - $15 for additional 10

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 100.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

World's Smallest Bible

AUCTION TITLE: WORLDS SMALLEST BIBLE - UNBELIEVABLE - LQQK!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH1539 - $1.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH1539-UPGRADE - $15 for additional 10

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Remote Control Fart Machine

AUCTION TITLE: REMOTE CONTROL FART MACHINE - Totally Cool!!!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2927 - $12.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2927-UPGRADE - $30 for additional 3

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 2.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Fake Alarm Stickers

AUCTION TITLE: PROTECT YOUR HOUSE FROM CRIMINALS
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2921 - $0.99 each set
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2921-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 6

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

3-D Handheld Color Puzzle

AUCTION TITLE: MASTER THIS HANDHELD PUZZLE AND BE PRESIDENT
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2922 - $0.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2922-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 6

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Magic Psychic Keychain

AUCTION TITLE: MAGIC PSYCHIC KEYCHAIN - It Knows The Future!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2923 - $0.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2923-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 6

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Mini Gag Condoms

AUCTION TITLE: PECULIAR PENIS GADGET - L@@K ??????
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH1541 - $0.05 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH1541-UPGRADE - $4 for additional 100

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 100.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

$1,000,000.00 Playing Cards

AUCTION TITLE: $1,000,000.00 DECK OF PLAYING CARDS - LQQK!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2924 - $0.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2924-UPGRADE - $5 for additional 6

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 3.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Wind Up Vicky Toy

AUCTION TITLE: WIND-UP VICKY SEX TOY-Does Amazing Things!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH9401 - $8.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH9401-UPGRADE - $18 for additional 3

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 2.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Wind Up X-President Toy

AUCTION TITLE: WIND-UP X-PRESIDENT TOY-Does Amazing Things!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH9402 - $8.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH9402-UPGRADE - $18 for additional 3

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 2.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Stud Trophy

AUCTION TITLE: STUD OF THE YEAR TROPHY - Massive Penis!!!!!!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2980 - $9.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2980-UPGRADE - $21 for additional 3

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 2.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

XXX-Rated Mental Telepathy

AUCTION TITLE: GROSS, FILTHY & RAUNCHY GAG IN WORLD - Nasty!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#GAC1301 - $0.49 each set
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #GAC1301-UPGRADE - $10 for additional 50

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 20.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

5" Penis Ice Mold

AUCTION TITLE: 5 INCH PENIS ICE MOLD - Cool Off The Ladies!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH2919 - $8.99 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH2919-UPGRADE - $18 for additional 3

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 2.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!

 

Obnoxious & Nasty Balloon
2nd Picture

AUCTION TITLE: OBNOXIOUS & NASTY BALLOON - Unbelievable!
Click the below 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (black one) to enter your original auction
bid quantity (default bid quantity is one - quantities greater than original auction bid quantity is ok too).
YOU MUST CLICK THIS BELOW BUTTON (black one) THEN CLICK THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE BUTTON (red one)!

#FAH6981 - $0.29 each
IMPORTANT: CLICK HERE IF THE ABOVE AMOUNT AT AUCTION WAS DIFFERENT!!

UPGRADE: #FAH6981-UPGRADE - $4 for additional 20

OPTIONAL UPGRADE: Click the above 'Add To Your SHOPPING CART' (red one) if your minimum auction bid quantity was 12.
You will receive the original quantity you bid on plus the additional UPGRADED ones.
YOU MAY UPGRADE YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY TO QUALIFY FOR UPGRADE!
DO NOT CLICK THE UPGRADE BUTTON (red one) WITHOUT FIRST USING
THE BLACK BUTTON TO ENTER YOUR ORIGINAL AUCTION BID QUANTITY!
THE OPTIONAL UPGRADE WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME EXTRA SURPRISE FREEBIES (It's A Secret)!


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