One Of A Kind Closouts

ONE OF A KIND
CLOSEOUTS

If You Snooze... You Lose!!!!!
As always, closeouts are non-refundable!

A Few Products Are Under A Buck...

NEW CLOSEOUTS
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CLOSEOUT #1

Alien Fetus in Bottle (filled with water) - Cool Keychain!

Qty Available: 500 - Tell them you found the fetus in backyard!!

#FAH-CLOSEOUT1 - $0.79 each
(SRP: $2.95)

CLOSEOUT #2

Mt. St. Helen's Volcanic Ash (circa: 1980)

Qty Available: 230 - Very, Very Rare Collectible!

#FAH-CLOSEOUT2 - $2.00 each
(SRP: $4.95+ - $$$$)

CLOSEOUT #3

Hand-Cut Stone Elephant w/ Baby Elephant in Belly! (4" in height)

Qty Available: 5 - This is some quality workmanship!!

#FAH-CLOSEOUT3 - $9.95 each
(SRP: $24.95+ - $$$$)

CLOSEOUT #4

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Qty Available: 3 - An Abundance of UNUSUAL & UNIQUE Information!

CLOSEOUT #5

It's That Time Of Year To Cause Mayhem...

Peanut Knife (key-lock) - Actually Shaped Like A Peanut! Has one blade which locks in place when open. Also has a handy keychain attached. All metal construction... Cleverly designed!

Qty Available: 1170 - This COOL product will get some laughs!

#FAH-CLOSEOUT5 - $1.99 each
(SRP: $2.99)

#FAH-CLOSEOUT5-400 - $556 - $1.39 each for Quantity of 400
(SRP: $2.99 - additional $10 shipping/handling)

CLOSEOUT #6

Attach a few to a baseball hat or beret...

Risque Pins - Spicy, Naughty, Humorous Slogans & Sayings!

Qty Available: 144 - If you require ATTENTION then attach a few to a hat or shirt!

#FAH-CLOSEOUT6 - $2.99 each
(our word choice) (SRP: $4.99)

CLOSEOUT #7

Standard decks of playing cards with rebel flags, skulls, motorcycles and other biker designs on the backs.

Qty Available: 24 - Great cards for those Biker-types!

#FAH-CLOSEOUT7 - $0.99 each
(one design per deck - our choice) (SRP: $2.49)

CLOSEOUT #8

MAGIC LIPSTICK: Real lipstick that's green in color... But changes to pinks or reds when it touches the skin. Good quality, long-lasting lipstick. Real lipstick that's assorted in color...but changes to pinks or reds when it touches the skin. Good quality, long-lasting lipstick. Real lipstick that's green in color...but changes to pinks or reds when it touches the skin. Good quality, long-lasting lipstick.

Qty Available: 12 - For the woman who likes Change!

#FAH-CLOSEOUT8 - $0.99 each
(our color choice) (SRP: $2.99)

CLOSEOUT #9

Paper-mache handmade frogs (painted too)

Qty Available: 12 - These look so real and weigh nothing (male or female??)!

#FAH-CLOSEOUT9 - $0.99 each
(SRP: $1.99)

CLOSEOUT #10

GENUINE ATOMIC ROCK... It walks, talks, flies, kills bugs, drinks beer, tells dirty jokes....Lots of other things too. Comes with a printed instruction guide on the care, feeding and breeding of these wacky critters. Its actually a strange looking but pretty rock in a see-thru display bag. However, you'll bust a gut laughing when you read the comical 700 word instruction guide.

Qty Available: 6 - Everybody needs a rock as a friend!!

#FAH-CLOSEOUT10 - $0.99 each
(our rock choice) (SRP: $3.98)

CLOSEOUT #11

Styro-foam gliders that really fly. Kids love them. Strange shapes like spoons, goblins, hammers, steaks, dragons, hotdogs, etc... Each in a printed envelope packet.

Qty Available: 48 - These are pretty neat!

#FAH-CLOSEOUT11 - $0.49 each
(our choice) (SRP: $1.79)

CLOSEOUT #12

Self Adhesive Sticker Designs: Great for toenails & fingernails!

Qty Available: 288 - Make your fingernails shimmer!

#FAH-CLOSEOUT12 - $0.49 each
(SRP: $1.99)

CLOSEOUT #13

This book contains 62 special gifts that say "I Love You Mom". Coupons from a big hug to cleaning the bathroom!

Qty Available: 288 - Great for Moms to pass out to their kids!

#FAH-CLOSEOUT13 - $1.49 each
(SRP: $5.95)

CLOSEOUT #14

Now you can keep your "Little Black Book" on a keychain... All blank pages!