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Most cards are scanned at double size... Actual cards are approximately business card size!
Card ink and cardstock colors will vary monthly... Professionally printed & designed!
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LAMINATION IS AVAILABLE
Preserve Them For Eternity
Lasts For Many Years - All Listed Crazy Cards Can Be Laminated!
If You Want Your Crazy Cards Laminated Then Use This "Add To Your SHOPPING CART" Button!
Use the same item numbers as below but add dash "-L" ( ex: #FAH102-L - except item #FAH100-ASST).
YOU MAY SELECT ANY ONE OF FIVE COLORS. Click on color(s) to view sample:
Red, Green, Blue, Clear & Yellow... Lamination color will be clear on front and selected color on back!
Lamination Color:
Item #: {we added the "-L" - type the number over the x's}
Quantity:

ONLY $1.95 PER CARD... MANY YEARS OF USE!
AFTER ADDING TO SHOPPING CART CLICK THE BACK BUTTON TO ADD ADDITIONAL LAMINATED CRAZY CARDS!!

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HARD-TO-FIND * RARE
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CRAZY BUSINESS CARDS
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"WHAT IS A" CRAZY CARDS
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A Very Unique Meaning Of Words...
Hilarious but INNOCENT Fun!!!
100 Assorted Cards

#FAH100-ASST - $20.00 (our choice - contains duplicates)
Contains at least 40 DIFFERENT designs!

THIS COULD BE YOUR CARD

#FAH??? - $0.20 each

Need A Date? #1

#FAH101 - $0.20 each

Need A Date? #2

#FAH102 - $0.20 each

Strange Business Card

#FAH103 - $0.20 each

Free Movie Passes

#FAH104 - $0.20 each

Free Chinese Food

#FAH105 - $0.20 each

Bizarre Fun Teaser #1

#FAH106 - $0.20 each

Damn Business Card

#FAH122 - $0.20 each

U.S. Federal Probation

#FAH123 - $0.20 each

10 Commandments (Rich)

#FAH124 - $0.20 each

Freeloader

#FAH125 - $0.20 each

Dating Lady or HO'

#FAH126 - $0.20 each

Date Psychic

#FAH127 - $0.20 each

Redneck Pregnancy Test

#FAH128 - $0.20 each

Sorry... Business Card

#FAH129 - $0.20 each

Numerical Telepathy

#FAH130 - $0.20 each

Pre-Arrest Card

#FAH131 - $0.20 each

Remember Me By

#FAH132 - $0.20 each

Internet Mentalism

#FAH133 - $0.20 each

Miracle Telepathy

#FAH134 - $0.20 each

Meet The Presidents

#FAH135 - $0.20 each

Not What They Use To Be

#FAH136 - $0.20 each

Internet Geek Test

#FAH137 - $0.20 each

Free Lunch Ticket
(US states - #1)

#FAH138 - $0.20 each

White Trash
Calculator (add)

#FAH139 - $0.20 each

Redneck Bug Trap

#FAH140 - $0.20 each

White Trash
Slang Dictionary

#FAH141 - $0.20 each

White Trash
Calculator (sub.)

#FAH142 - $0.20 each

Redneck English Reminders

#FAH143 - $0.20 each

Swear Word
Reminder Card

#FAH144 - $0.20 each

White Trash
Calculator (mult.)

#FAH145 - $0.20 each

Off My Chest

#FAH146 - $0.20 each

Redneckville Drivers License

#FAH147 - $0.20 each

Secret Gossip Sheet

#FAH148 - $0.20 each

Free Lunch Ticket
(What Am I - #3)

#FAH149 - $0.20 each

Wurd Serch Puzzel

#FAH150 - $0.20 each

Related To 1,000,000

#FAH151 - $0.20 each

Doubling Penny

#FAH152 - $0.20 each

10 Great Assertions

#FAH153 - $0.20 each

Free Lunch Ticket
(Universal Word - #2)

#FAH154 - $0.20 each

Your Family Tree

#FAH155 - $0.20 each

Redneck High
School Diploma

#FAH156 - $0.20 each

White Trash Dental Floss
alias: Redneck Toothpick

#FAH157 - $0.20 each

Famous Good Luck Card

#FAH158 - $0.20 each

Kill A Smiley Face

#FAH159 - $0.20 each

Magical Transformation

#FAH160 - $0.20 each

Forget About It

#FAH161 - $0.20 each

Free Lunch Ticket
(Mystical Math- #4)

#FAH162 - $0.20 each

World Not As Seems...

#FAH163 - $0.20 each

Excuse Card

#FAH164 - $0.20 each

Jail Bait Bond Card

#FAH165 - $0.20 each

Melodramatic Story

#FAH166 - $0.20 each

VIP Gold Card

#FAH167 - $0.20 each

Abortion Legal

#FAH168 - $0.20 each

White Trash Nail File

#FAH169 - $0.20 each

Sacred Holy Card

#FAH170 - $0.20 each

Let The Church Help

#FAH171 - $0.20 each

For Guys... Diamond Chart

#FAH172 - $0.20 each

I'm A Lotto Winner

#FAH173 - $0.20 each

World's Tightest Vagina Society

#FAH174 - $0.20 each

World's Longest Penis Fraternity

#FAH175 - $0.20 each

Sexual Facts

#FAH176 - $0.20 each

World's Finest Ass Club

#FAH177 - $0.20 each

One Free Body Rub

#FAH178 - $0.20 each

Chicago Fact Card

#FAH179 - $0.20 each

You & Me

#FAH180 - $0.20 each

Crime Buster

#FAH181 - $0.20 each

Oh My... You Have

#FAH182 - $0.20 each

Zit Chart

#FAH183 - $0.20 each

Notice of Violation

#FAH184 - $0.20 each

Kennedy/Lincoln Conversation

#FAH185 - $0.20 each

Hillbilly Toilet Paper

#FAH186 - $0.20 each

Mortician / Embalmer

#FAH187 - $0.20 each

Vampire

#FAH188 - $0.20 each

Vampire
with HOLLYWOOD EFFECTS Dripping Blood ***EXCLUSIVE***
Includes "BUILT-IN" Gimmick & Blood... Handmade by webmaster... Easily Refillable!
Actual "PAPER-THIN" business card is LAMINATED for many Years of Use!!!
PRESS YOUR FINGER TO ACTIVATE "BLOOD" WHEN PASSING OUT BUSINESS CARD!!
WHEN PERSON SEES & FEELS THE DRIPPING BLOOD... YOU COMMENT "OH THAT'S MY NIGHT JOB... WRONG CARD"!

#FAH188-BLCRD - $7.95 each

#FAH188-REFILLBLOOD - $7.95 each
(Hollywood Studio Grade - 1oz - Dozens of uses)

Solve Your
Problems Business Card

#FAH189 - $0.20 each

What Part Of F^&K...

#FAH190 - $0.20 each

Smile.. Gimmick Camera

#FAH191 - $0.20 each

Smile.. Gimmick Camera
with a STROBING Red/Green LED ***EXCLUSIVE***
Includes 2 AG-3 watch batteries... Handmade by webmaster...
Actual "PAPER-THIN" business card is LAMINATED for many Years of Use!!!
PRESS YOUR THUMB ON THE "BUILT-IN GIMMICK" FOR ON/OFF CONTINUOUS FLASH
OR ROTATE "GIMMICK" IN CLOCKWISE POSITION FOR CONSTANT ON FLASH!

#FAH191-LED - $7.95 each

Definition Of Abortion

#FAH192 - $0.20 each

Cosa Nostra 'Mafia' Card

#FAH193 - $0.20 each

Osama Bin Laden
'Wanted Business Card'

#FAH100-206 - $0.20 each

Historical Gun Facts

#FAH100-230 - $0.20 each

Why Kids Murder

#FAH100-231 - $0.20 each

Conversation Starter

#FAH100-232 - $0.20 each

Gun Control

#FAH100-233 - $0.20 each

Symbolic 11
'WTC Disaster Coincidences'

#FAH100-234 - $0.20 each

Racial Profiling

#FAH100-235 - $0.20 each

Want Guns Banned?

#FAH100-236 - $0.20 each

Know Relatives?

#FAH100-237 - $0.20 each

Nobody Left?

#FAH100-238 - $0.20 each

Giving Up Freedoms

#FAH100-239 - $0.20 each

Shed Your Shackles

#FAH100-240 - $0.20 each

Way People Die

#FAH100-241 - $0.20 each

Your Story...

#FAH100-701 - $0.20 each

Sometimes It’s Just...

#FAH100-702 - $0.20 each

Revised Miranda

#FAH100-703 - $0.20 each

Get Out Of
Jail Free (Chicago)

#FAH100-704 - $0.20 each

Get Out Of
Jail Free (Border Patrol)

#FAH100-705 - $0.20 each

Genuine Leprechaun

#FAH100-706 - $0.20 each

F*&k… ????

#FAH100-707 - $0.20 each

F*&k You…
You’re An A%%h&le

#FAH100-708 - $0.20 each

Crime Fighter

#FAH100-709 - $0.20 each

Clue Card - For Those
Who Don’t Have One

#FAH100-710 - $0.20 each

Chemically Treated
Male Insult

#FAH100-711 - $0.20 each

Chemically Treated
Female Insult

#FAH100-712 - $0.20 each

F*&k You… (sticker - perm.)

#FAH100-713 - $0.20 each

I'd Fart

#FAH100-714 - $0.20 each

We Serve & Protect (#1)

#FAH100-715 - $0.20 each

Crack Kills

#FAH100-716 - $0.20 each

F*&k Me... I'm Irish

#FAH100-717 - $0.20 each

We Serve & Protect (#2)

#FAH100-718 - $0.20 each

Can't Go To Work

#FAH100-719 - $0.20 each

Oral Sex Society

#FAH100-720 - $0.20 each

Jesus Card

#FAH100-721 - $0.20 each

Things To Do Today

#FAH100-722 - $0.20 each

Hi... I'm Very Shy

#FAH100-723 - $0.20 each

Many Ways To Say

#FAH100-724 - $0.20 each

Peter Longprong

#FAH100-725 - $0.20 each

Season's Greetings

#FAH100-726 - $0.20 each

You Polish Bastard

#FAH100-701a - $0.20 each

You Irish Bastard

#FAH100-702a - $0.20 each

100 Assorted Cards

#FAH100-ASST - $20.00 (our choice - contains duplicates)
Contains at least 40 DIFFERENT designs!

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AND A FEW RARE CARDS

"Pride & Joy" Gag Card

#FAH2991 - $0.69 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2991-100W - $39 pack
(100 cards = 1 pack - $0.39 card)

"See My Kids" Gag Card

#FAH2992 - $0.69 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2992-100W - $39 pack
(100 cards = 1 pack - $0.39 card)

Pride & Joy Gag Card and
"See My Kids" Gag Card

#FAH2993 - $1.29 combo pack (one of each)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2993-100W - $99 set
(100 combo packs = 1 set - $0.99 combo pack)