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CRAZY INSULT GAG CARDS



EXCLUSIVE GAGS TO KEEP IN YOUR WALLET...

WE GUARANTEE YOU'LL
BE CENTER OF ATTENTION



Most cards are scanned at double size... Actual cards are approximately business card size!
Card ink and cardstock colors will vary monthly... Professionally printed & designed!


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  LAMINATION IS AVAILABLE
Preserve Them For Eternity
Lasts For Many Years - All Listed Crazy Cards Can Be Laminated!
If You Want Your Crazy Cards Laminated Then Use This "Add To Your SHOPPING CART" Button!

Use the same item numbers as below but add dash "-L" ( ex: #FAH102-L - except item #FAH100-ASST).

YOU MAY SELECT ANY ONE OF FIVE COLORS. Click on color(s) to view sample:
Red, Green, Blue, Clear & Yellow... Lamination color will be clear on front and selected color on back!
Lamination Color:

Item #: {we added the "-L" - type the number over the x's}

Quantity:

ONLY $1.95 PER CARD... MANY YEARS OF USE!
AFTER ADDING TO SHOPPING CART CLICK THE BACK BUTTON TO ADD ADDITIONAL LAMINATED CRAZY CARDS!!


HAVE A CRAZY CARD IDEA...
USE EMAIL ICON BELOW FOR INSTANTANEOUS DETAILS!


YOUR CARD CAN APPEAR HERE... MAKE $$$$$$ WITH YOUR IDEA(S)!


THE FOLLOWING CRAZY CARDS BELOW ARE NOT LAMINATED...
INEXPENSIVE WAY TO DISTRIBUTE TO EVERYONE YOU MEET!


*** VERY, VERY UNIQUE RELIGIOUS CARDS ***
HARD-TO-FIND * RARE
Click here to access these unique cards...
All Sizes... Fits In Wallet / Purse...
Inexpensive Enough To Give To Everyone You Meet!!!


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STARTER PACKAGE

Click here to access our Starter Package...
Complete package allows you to immediately sell ALL our Gag Cards...
Includes Sales Letter & Order Form!!!


CRAZY BUSINESS CARDS
Click here to access some really cool occupations...
One of these CAN be your new UNIQUE profession...
Hand one of these out the next time someone asks for your business card!!!


"WHAT IS A" CRAZY CARDS
Click here to access the new dictionary...
A Very Unique Meaning Of Words...
Hilarious but INNOCENT Fun!!!


 

100 Assorted Cards

#FAH100-ASST - $15.00 (our choice - NO duplicates)
Contains 100 DIFFERENT designs!

 

THIS COULD BE YOUR CARD
Make $$$$!

#FAH??? - $0.20 each

 

Need A Date? #1

#FAH101 - $0.20 each

 

Need A Date? #2

#FAH102 - $0.20 each

 

Strange Business Card

#FAH103 - $0.20 each

 

Free Movie Passes

#FAH104 - $0.20 each

 

Free Chinese Food

#FAH105 - $0.20 each

 

Bizarre Fun Teaser #1

#FAH106 - $0.20 each

 

Damn Business Card

#FAH122 - $0.20 each

 

U.S. Federal Probation

#FAH123 - $0.20 each

 

10 Commandments (Rich)

#FAH124 - $0.20 each

 

Freeloader

#FAH125 - $0.20 each

 

Dating Lady or HO'

#FAH126 - $0.20 each

 

Date Psychic

#FAH127 - $0.20 each

 

Redneck Pregnancy Test

#FAH128 - $0.20 each

 

Sorry... Business Card

#FAH129 - $0.20 each

 

Numerical Telepathy

#FAH130 - $0.20 each

 

Pre-Arrest Card

#FAH131 - $0.20 each

 

Remember Me By

#FAH132 - $0.20 each

 

Internet Mentalism

#FAH133 - $0.20 each

 

Miracle Telepathy

#FAH134 - $0.20 each

 

Meet The Presidents

#FAH135 - $0.20 each

 

Not What They Use To Be

#FAH136 - $0.20 each

 

Internet Geek Test

#FAH137 - $0.20 each

 

Free Lunch Ticket
(US states - #1)

#FAH138 - $0.20 each

 

White Trash
Calculator (add)

#FAH139 - $0.20 each

 

Redneck Bug Trap

#FAH140 - $0.20 each

 

White Trash
Slang Dictionary

#FAH141 - $0.20 each

 

White Trash
Calculator (sub.)

#FAH142 - $0.20 each

 

Redneck English Reminders

#FAH143 - $0.20 each

 

Swear Word
Reminder Card

#FAH144 - $0.20 each

 

White Trash
Calculator (mult.)

#FAH145 - $0.20 each

 

Off My Chest

#FAH146 - $0.20 each

 

Redneckville Drivers License

#FAH147 - $0.20 each

 

Secret Gossip Sheet

#FAH148 - $0.20 each

 

Free Lunch Ticket
(What Am I - #3)

#FAH149 - $0.20 each

 

Wurd Serch Puzzel

#FAH150 - $0.20 each

 

Related To 1,000,000

#FAH151 - $0.20 each

 

Doubling Penny

#FAH152 - $0.20 each

 

10 Great Assertions

#FAH153 - $0.20 each

 

Free Lunch Ticket
(Universal Word - #2)

#FAH154 - $0.20 each

 

Your Family Tree

#FAH155 - $0.20 each

 

Redneck High
School Diploma

#FAH156 - $0.20 each

 

White Trash Dental Floss
alias: Redneck Toothpick

#FAH157 - $0.20 each

 

Famous Good Luck Card

#FAH158 - $0.20 each

 

Kill A Smiley Face

#FAH159 - $0.20 each

 

Magical Transformation

#FAH160 - $0.20 each

 

Forget About It

#FAH161 - $0.20 each

 

Free Lunch Ticket
(Mystical Math- #4)

#FAH162 - $0.20 each

 

World Not As Seems...

#FAH163 - $0.20 each

 

Excuse Card

#FAH164 - $0.20 each

 

Jail Bait Bond Card

#FAH165 - $0.20 each

 

Melodramatic Story

#FAH166 - $0.20 each

 

VIP Gold Card

#FAH167 - $0.20 each

 

Abortion Legal

#FAH168 - $0.20 each

 

White Trash Nail File

#FAH169 - $0.20 each

 

Sacred Holy Card

#FAH170 - $0.20 each

 

Let The Church Help

#FAH171 - $0.20 each

 

For Guys... Diamond Chart

#FAH172 - $0.20 each

 

I'm A Lotto Winner

#FAH173 - $0.20 each

 

World's Tightest Vagina Society

#FAH174 - $0.20 each

 

World's Longest Penis Fraternity

#FAH175 - $0.20 each

 

Sexual Facts

#FAH176 - $0.20 each

 

World's Finest Ass Club

#FAH177 - $0.20 each

 

One Free Body Rub

#FAH178 - $0.20 each

 

Chicago Fact Card

#FAH179 - $0.20 each

 

You & Me

#FAH180 - $0.20 each

 

Crime Buster

#FAH181 - $0.20 each

 

Oh My... You Have

#FAH182 - $0.20 each

 

Zit Chart

#FAH183 - $0.20 each

 

Notice of Violation

#FAH184 - $0.20 each

 

Kennedy/Lincoln Conversation

#FAH185 - $0.20 each

 

Hillbilly Toilet Paper

#FAH186 - $0.20 each

 

Mortician / Embalmer

#FAH187 - $0.20 each

 

Vampire

#FAH188 - $0.20 each

 

Vampire
with HOLLYWOOD EFFECTS Dripping Blood ***EXCLUSIVE***
Includes "BUILT-IN" Gimmick & Blood... Handmade by webmaster... Easily Refillable!
Actual
"PAPER-THIN" business card is LAMINATED for many Years of Use!!!
PRESS YOUR FINGER TO ACTIVATE "BLOOD" WHEN PASSING OUT BUSINESS CARD!!
WHEN PERSON SEES & FEELS THE DRIPPING BLOOD... YOU COMMENT "OH THAT'S MY NIGHT JOB... WRONG CARD"!

#FAH188-BLCRD - $7.95 each

#FAH188-REFILLBLOOD - $12.95 each
(Hollywood Studio Grade - 1oz - Dozens of uses)

 

Solve Your
Problems Business Card

#FAH189 - $0.20 each

 

What Part Of F^&K...

#FAH190 - $0.20 each

 

Smile.. Gimmick Camera

#FAH191 - $0.20 each

 

Smile.. Gimmick Camera
with a STROBING Red/Green LED ***EXCLUSIVE***
Includes 2 AG-3 watch batteries... Handmade by webmaster...
Actual
"PAPER-THIN" business card is LAMINATED for many Years of Use!!!
PRESS YOUR THUMB ON THE "BUILT-IN GIMMICK" FOR ON/OFF CONTINUOUS FLASH
OR ROTATE "GIMMICK" IN CLOCKWISE POSITION FOR CONSTANT ON FLASH!

#FAH191-LED - $7.95 each

 

Definition Of Abortion

#FAH192 - $0.20 each

 

Cosa Nostra 'Mafia' Card

#FAH193 - $0.20 each

 

Osama Bin Laden
'Wanted Business Card'

#FAH100-206 - $0.20 each

 

Historical Gun Facts

#FAH100-230 - $0.20 each

 

Why Kids Murder

#FAH100-231 - $0.20 each

 

Conversation Starter

#FAH100-232 - $0.20 each

 

Gun Control

#FAH100-233 - $0.20 each

 

Symbolic 11
'WTC Disaster Coincidences'

#FAH100-234 - $0.20 each

 

Racial Profiling

#FAH100-235 - $0.20 each

 

Want Guns Banned?

#FAH100-236 - $0.20 each

 

Know Relatives?

#FAH100-237 - $0.20 each

 

Nobody Left?

#FAH100-238 - $0.20 each

 

Giving Up Freedoms

#FAH100-239 - $0.20 each

 

Shed Your Shackles

#FAH100-240 - $0.20 each

 

Way People Die

#FAH100-241 - $0.20 each

 

Your Story...

#FAH100-701 - $0.20 each

 

Sometimes It’s Just...

#FAH100-702 - $0.20 each

 

Revised Miranda

#FAH100-703 - $0.20 each

 

Get Out Of
Jail Free (Chicago)

#FAH100-704 - $0.20 each

 

Get Out Of
Jail Free (Border Patrol)

#FAH100-705 - $0.20 each

 

Genuine Leprechaun

#FAH100-706 - $0.20 each

 

F*&k… ????

#FAH100-707 - $0.20 each

 

F*&k You…
You’re An A%%h&le

#FAH100-708 - $0.20 each

 

Crime Fighter

#FAH100-709 - $0.20 each

 

Clue Card - For Those
Who Don’t Have One

#FAH100-710 - $0.20 each

 

Chemically Treated
Male Insult

#FAH100-711 - $0.20 each

 

Chemically Treated
Female Insult

#FAH100-712 - $0.20 each

 

F*&k You… (sticker - perm.)

#FAH100-713 - $0.20 each

 

I'd Fart

#FAH100-714 - $0.20 each

 

We Serve & Protect (#1)

#FAH100-715 - $0.20 each

 

Crack Kills

#FAH100-716 - $0.20 each

 

F*&k Me... I'm Irish

#FAH100-717 - $0.20 each

 

We Serve & Protect (#2)

#FAH100-718 - $0.20 each

 

Can't Go To Work

#FAH100-719 - $0.20 each

 

Oral Sex Society

#FAH100-720 - $0.20 each

 

Jesus Card

#FAH100-721 - $0.20 each

 

Things To Do Today

#FAH100-722 - $0.20 each

 

Hi... I'm Very Shy

#FAH100-723 - $0.20 each

 

Many Ways To Say

#FAH100-724 - $0.20 each

 

Peter Longprong

#FAH100-725 - $0.20 each

 

Season's Greetings

#FAH100-726 - $0.20 each

 

 You Polish Bastard

#FAH100-701a - $0.20 each

 

 You Irish Bastard

#FAH100-702a - $0.20 each

 

100 Assorted Cards

#FAH100-ASST - $15.00 (our choice - NO duplicates)
Contains 100 DIFFERENT designs!

.

AND A FEW RARE CARDS

"Pride & Joy" Gag Card

#FAH2991 - $0.69 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2991-100W - $39 pack
(100 cards = 1 pack - $0.39 card)

 

"See My Kids" Gag Card

#FAH2992 - $0.69 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2992-100W - $39 pack
(100 cards = 1 pack - $0.39 card)

 

Pride & Joy Gag Card and
"See My Kids" Gag Card

#FAH2993 - $1.29 combo pack (one of each)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2993-100W - $99 set
(100 combo packs = 1 set - $0.99 combo pack)