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ZANY OCCUPATIONAL CARDS



Impress Them With Your NEW Occupation...

THEY WILL BE IN DISBELIEF!!!


Most cards are scanned at double size... Actual cards are approximately business card size!
Card ink and cardstock colors will vary monthly... Professionally printed & designed!


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  LAMINATION IS AVAILABLE
Preserve Them For Eternity
Lasts For Many Years - All Listed Crazy Cards Can Be Laminated!
If You Want Your Crazy Cards Laminated Then Use This "Add To Your SHOPPING CART" Button!

Use the same item numbers as below but add dash "-L" ( ex: #FAH100A-L - except item #FAH100A-ASST).

YOU MAY SELECT ANY ONE OF FIVE COLORS. Click on color(s) to view sample:
Red, Green, Blue, Clear & Yellow... Lamination color will be clear on front and selected color on back!
Lamination Color:

Item #: {we added the "-L" - type the number over the x's}

Quantity:

ONLY $1.95 PER CARD... MANY YEARS OF USE!
AFTER ADDING TO SHOPPING CART CLICK THE BACK BUTTON TO ADD ADDITIONAL LAMINATED ZANY OCCUPATIONAL CARDS!!


HAVE A ZANY OCCUPATIONAL CARD IDEA...
USE EMAIL ICON BELOW FOR INSTANTANEOUS DETAILS!


YOUR ZANY OCCUPATIONAL CARD CAN APPEAR HERE... MAKE $$$$$$ WITH YOUR IDEA(S)!


THE FOLLOWING ZANY OCCUPATIONAL CARDS BELOW ARE NOT LAMINATED...
INEXPENSIVE WAY TO DISTRIBUTE TO EVERYONE YOU MEET!


AUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTORSHIP
STARTER PACKAGE

Click here to access our Starter Package...
Complete package allows you to immediately sell ALL our Gag Cards...
Includes Sales Letter & Order Form!!!


120 Assorted Cards

#FAH100A-ASST - $20.00
(10 of each design - #FAH100A-101 - #FAH100A-112)

 

Certified Loser

#FAH100A-101 - $0.20 each

 

Certified Wreckless Driver

#FAH100A-102 - $0.20 each

 

Certified Homosexual

#FAH100A-103 - $0.20 each

 

Certified World's Smallest Penis

#FAH100A-104 - $0.20 each

 

Certified Dickhead

#FAH100A-105 - $0.20 each

 

Certified Heterosexual

#FAH100A-106 - $0.20 each

 

Certified Amateur Gynecologist

#FAH100A-107 - $0.20 each

 

Certified Marriage Wrecker

#FAH100A-108 - $0.20 each

 

Certified Proctologist

#FAH100A-109 - $0.20 each

 

Certified Asshole

#FAH100A-110 - $0.20 each

 

Certified Prima Donna

#FAH100A-111 - $0.20 each

 

Certified Stud

#FAH100A-112 - $0.20 each