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TOTALLY GROSS
CARDS


Cards are scanned at double size... Actual cards are approximately business card size!
Printed on quality cardstock with 2-colors...
Actual ink/cardstock colors will vary without notice!
Authentic "SPECIAL EFFECTS" Teeth are made of heavy duty plastic (non human)...
THESE REALISTIC TEETH WILL LAST FOREVER!!!
***** THE REALISM IS UNBELIEVABLE - USED IN DENTURES FOR DENTAL PATIENTS *****
THESE AMAZING & WEIRD GAGS ARE TOTALLY DISGUSTING...
PEOPLE ACTUALLY GET GROSSED OUT - ALMOST TO THE POINT OF VOMITING!!!
SHOW YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY, NEIGHBORS &/or CO-WORKERS FOR HYSTERICAL LAUGHS!!!

***** THESE INEXPENSIVE GAGS ARE CHEAP ENOUGH TO PASS OUT (OR EVEN MAIL!) *****
***** LAMINATION IS ALSO AVAILABLE - YOUR CARDS WILL LAST A LIFETIME *****


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Authentic Teeth Only
(plastic with discolorization - replica bone)
** SCANNED IN DOUBLE SIZE FOR CLARITY **

#FAH100E-TEETH - $0.49 each (our choice)
Put a couple in your mouth and make believe
you broke your teeth on a piece of bread (??????)...
Spit teeth out on any table, any hand and/or any dinner napkin... THEN WATCH THE FUN!!
*** PEOPLE WILL VOMIT WHEN YOU ATTEMPT THIS - CAUTION ***
We do not sell individual teeth at wholesale... Sorry!


Seasons Greetings

#FAH101E - $0.49 each
*** TOOTH IS NOT ATTACHED - YOU GLUE - LAMINATION NOT AVAILABLE ***

#FAH101Eg - $0.69 each
*** TOOTH IS ATTACHED - WE GLUE - LAMINATION NOT AVAILABLE ***

#FAH101El - $0.89 each
*** LAMINATED - TOOTH IS NOT ATTACHED - YOU GLUE ***

#FAH101Elg - $0.99 each
*** LAMINATED - TOOTH IS ATTACHED - WE GLUE ***

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH101E-100 - $40 box (100 total - $0.40 each)
*** TOOTH IS NOT ATTACHED - YOU GLUE - LAMINATION NOT AVAILABLE ***

At this $40 price you can easily resell these cards at $0.69-$1.59 each (up to 300% plus profit if you desire)!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH101Eg-100 - $60 box (100 total - $0.60 each)
*** TOOTH IS ATTACHED - WE GLUE - LAMINATION NOT AVAILABLE ***

At this $60 price you can easily resell these cards at $0.89-$1.79 each (up to 300% plus profit if you desire)!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH101El-100 - $80 box (100 total - $0.80 each)
*** LAMINATED - TOOTH IS NOT ATTACHED - YOU GLUE ***

At this $80 price you can easily resell these cards at $1.09-$1.99 each (up to 300% plus profit if you desire)!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH101Elg-100 - $90 box (100 total - $0.90 each)
*** LAMINATED - TOOTH IS ATTACHED - WE GLUE ***

At this $90 price you can easily resell these cards at $1.19-$2.09 each (up to 300% plus profit if you desire)!

***** WE USE HIGH QUALITY GLUE FROM GLUE STICKS TO ALLOW YEARS OF USE *****
***** EVEN IF THE CARD (UNLAMINATED) GETS WORN OUT THE TOOTH WILL LAST FOREVER *****
***** TOOTH IS PERMANENTLY GLUED TO CARD *****