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*** CRAZY COFFINS & CASKETS ***
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PLEASE NOTE:
Please allow 2-4 weeks or sooner
for your shipment to arrive. WHY?
Because they are custom made by hand!!
2" Mini Coffin #FAH3701BSC - $7.95 each (A1-A200)
- Solid Wood Block -
(2" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 1"Length x 1/6"Head x 1/3"Shoulder x 1/6"Feet x 1/6"Depth)
4" Mini Coffin #FAH3702BSC - $10.95 each (A1-A150)
- Solid Wood Block -
(4" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 4"Length x 5/8"Head x 1-1/4"Shoulder x 5/8"Feet x 5/8"Depth)
6" Mini Coffin #FAH3703BSC - $16.95 each (A1-A300)
- Solid Wood Block -
(6" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 6"Length x 1"Head x 2"Shoulder x 1"Feet x 1"Depth)
8" Mini Coffin #FAH3704BSC - $20.95 each (A1-A450)
- Solid Wood Block -
(8" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 8"Length x 1-5/16"Head x 2-5/8"Shoulder x 1-4/16"Feet x 1-5/16"Depth)
10" Mini Coffin #FAH3705BSC - $24.95 each (A1-A525)
- Solid Wood Block -
(10" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 8"Length x 1-5/8"Head x 3-1/4"Shoulder x 1-5/8"Feet x 1-5/8"Depth)
12" Mini Coffin #FAH3706BSC - $29.95 each (A1-A650)
- Solid Wood Block -
(12" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 12"Length x 2"Head x 4"Shoulder x 2"Feet x 2"Depth)
18" Mini Coffin #FAH3707BSC - $34.95 each (A1-A1150)
- Solid Wood Block -
(18" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 18"Length x 3"Head x 6"Shoulder x 3"Feet x 3"Depth)
24" Mini Coffin
- Solid Wood Block -
#FAH3708BSC - $59.95 each (A1-A1700)
(24" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 24"Length x 4"Head x 8"Shoulder x 4"Feet x 4"Depth)
Custom sizes available upon request!!!!
14" Mini Wooden
Coffin Box
- Trimmed Cover with Cross & Edge Moulding -
#FAH3741BSC - $43.95 each (A1-A2000)
(14" Length - beveled edges with antique rope handles and cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 14"Length x 2-1/4"Head x 4-3/4"Shoulder x 2-1/4"Feet x 2-1/4"Depth)
(stain inside box)
#FAH3742BSC - $49.95 each (A1-AXXX)
(12" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 12"Length x 2"Head x 4"Shoulder x 2"Feet x 2"Depth)
(stain inside box)
#FAH3743BSC - $49.95 each (A1-A1200)
(9" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 9"Length x 1-1/4"Head x 2-7/8"Shoulder x 1-1/4"Feet x 1-7/8"Depth)
(stain inside box)
#FAH3744BSC - $24.95 each (A1-A700)
(6" Coffin Length - beveled edges with cross on both sides)
(stained - our stain choice - 6"Length x 1"Head x 2"Shoulder x 1"Feet x 1-3/8"Depth)
#FAH3745BSC - $39.95 each (A1-A700)
(10" Length - beveled edges with cross stake)
(Cross/Stake is 4-1/2" in Length)
(stained - our stain choice - 10"Length x 1-3/4"Head x 3-3/8"Shoulder x 1-3/4"Feet x 1-1/4"Depth)
12" Mini Wooden #FAH3746 - $24.95 each
Coffin Stash Box
4" x y" x y" x y" - beveled - stained only
Very exclusive - individually handmade to order - please allow 1-4 weeks for delivery
Great to stash weed or other goodies
Can even be displayed from wall with included wall hangar
Includes faux-glass window for peeking in
1001 Uses... keyholder, Cigarettes, Cigars, Wacky Tobaccy, Etc.
#FAH3747BSC - $59.95 each (A1-A2200)
(stained - our stain choice)
#FAH3748BSC - $79.95 each (A1-A2600)
(stained - our stain choice)
13" Mini Wooden
Nested Coffins
- Amazing Quality - Very Rare -
#FAH3751BSC - $99.95 set (A1-A2800)
(13" Length - beveled edges)
(stained on all three or four coffins - our stain choice - stained inside too)
(each coffin may have different stain color - cross on largest coffin only)
(cut, assembled - painstakingly by hand - 4 coffins in one set)
Mini Wooden #FAH3721C - $xx each #FAH3721SC - $xx each #FAH3721D - $xx each #FAH3721SD - $xx each
4" Mini Wooden #FAH3722BSC - $15.99 each (A1-A200)
Mini Wooden #FAH3723 - $22.95 each (A1-A950)
4" Mini Wooden #FAH3724BSC - $6.99 each (A1-A200)
12" Mini Wooden #FAH3725 - $xxxx.xx each
Mini Wooden #FAH3726 - $49.95 each
8-1/2" Mini Wooden #FAH3761 - $59.95 each (A1-AXXXX) 14" Mini Wooden #FAH3762 - $99.95 each (A1-AXXXX)
Coffin Ceiling Fan Blades
- Blades Only -
(17"L x 1-1/2"H x 3"S x 1-1/2"F x 1-3/4"D)
(unstained with cross on each blade - paint yourself)
(blades are already attached to the replacement metal hardware)
(4" x y" x y" x y")
(stained - our stain choice with cross on each blade)
(blades are already attached to the replacement metal hardware)
(17" x y" x y" x y")
(unstained with star of david on each blade - paint yourself)
(blades are already attached to the replacement metal hardware)
(4" x y" x y" x y")
(stained - our stain choice with star of david on each blade)
(blades are already attached to the replacement metal hardware)
Coffin Stickshift Knob
(for use in any vehicle)
(4"Length x 2/3"Head x 1-1/3"Shoulder x 2/3"Feet x ??"Depth - made of Red Oak)
(beveled - stained - with cross - very durable)
(replaces your current stickshift knob - unscrew old knob)
Coffin Light Switch Cover
(11-1/4"Length x 1-3/4"Head x 3-1/4"Shoulder x 1-3/4"Feet x 5/16"Depth)
(beveled with black enamel with black screws)
(replaces existing standard light switch face plate cover and includes BLACK screws)
Coffin Door Stopper
(4"Length x 2/3"Head x 1-1/3"Shoulder x 5/8"Feet x 3/4"Depth - beveled)
(stained - with cross)
(replaces your dull non-attention grabbing stopper)
Coffin Cuckoo Clock
NOT YET AVAILABLE
4" x y" x y" x y" - stained - your stain choice
Very exclusive - individually handmade to order - please allow 3-4 weeks for delivery
Instead of an appearing bird... we use a mini skull - makes a "ghostly" cuckoo sound
The dial number markings are mini coffins
Coffin Windchimes
4" x y" x y" x y" - weatherproof paint
Very exclusive - individually handmade to order - please allow 3-4 weeks for delivery
Makes eerie clunking sound when wind blows
Overall length when hanging is 24" - each coffin is 6")
Nifty cross at top holds all the chains and coffins)
There are 4 hollow coffins, one solid 'clanger' and a coffin shaped 'fan'. )
American Style Casket
This is an Oak Casket with a Cherry inlaid Cross. It's 8-1/2"L x 3-1/2"W x 2-1/2"D
Felt Lined (our color choice)
Very exclusive - individually handmade to order - please allow 1-4 weeks for delivery
Stained & Finished
Great to stash weed or other goodies
Hinged Lid Opens - Brass handles (furniture)
1001 Uses... keyholder, Cigarettes, Cigars, Wacky Tobaccy, Etc.
American Style Casket
This is an Oak Casket with a Cherry inlaid Cross. It's 14"L x 4-3/4"W x 3-1/2"D
Felt Lined (our color choice)
Very exclusive - individually handmade to order - please allow 1-4 weeks for delivery
Stained & Finished
Great to stash weed or other goodies
Hinged Lid Opens (Two Lids - Viewing Lid & Body Lid) - Brass handles (furniture)
1001 Uses... keyholder, Cigarettes, Cigars, Wacky Tobaccy, Etc.
OPTIONAL DO IT YOURSELF
EXTERNAL COFFIN OR NON-COFFIN
EMBELLISHMENTS!!
Mini Wooden #FAH3781 - $4.99 each (Avv-Avvv) #FAH3781-12 - $37.08 each (12 pieces - $3.09 each)
Mini Wooden #FAH3761 - $1.99 each (A20-A15) #FAH3761S - $2.49 each (A20-A15)
#FAH3762 - $0.99 each (A20-A15)
#FAH3762S - $1.49 each (A20-A15)
#FAH3763 - $2.99 each (A20-A15)
#FAH3763S - $3.49 each (A20-A15)
Mini Wooden #FAH3764 - $1.99 each (A20-A15)
#FAH3764S - $2.49 each (A20-A15)
#FAH3765 - $1.49 each (A20-A15) #FAH3765S - $1.99 each (A20-A15) #FAH3766 - $2.99 each (A20-A15) #FAH3766S - $3.49 each (A20-A15) International USPS #FAH3771 - $5.99 each
International USPS #FAH3772 - $5.99 each
Vacation Stickers
#FAH3773 - $5.99 each
USPS Postmark #FAH3774 - $5.99 each
Self Stick #FAH3775 - $2.99 each
Oak Cross Necklace
(2" x 2-3/4" x 1/4" - stained - our stain choice)
(2-1/2" x 1-5/8" x 1/4" - stained - our stain choice)
Cross
(2-1/2" x 1-5/8" x 1/4" - unstained)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)
(2-1/2" x 1-5/8" x 1/4" - stained - our stain choice)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)
(1" x 7/8" x 3/16" - unstained)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)
(1" x 7/8" x 3/16" - stained - our stain choice)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)
(3" x 2" x 1/4" - unstained)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)
(3" x 2" x 1/4" - stained - our stain choice)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)
Star of David
(2" diameter - unstained)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)
(2" diameter - stained - our stain choice)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)
(1" diameter - unstained)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)
(1" diameter - stained - our stain choice)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)
(3" diameter - unstained)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)
(3" diameter - stained - our stain choice)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)
Postmark Stickers
Style #1
(twisted humor - travelling coffin gag - remember suitcases?)
(13 assorted permanent stickers [needs glue] - apply anywhere on any sized coffin)
Postmark Stickers
Style #2
(twisted humor - travelling coffin gag - remember suitcases?)
(21 assorted permanent stickers [needs glue] - apply anywhere on any sized coffin)
(twisted humor - travelling coffin gag - remember suitcases?)
(12 assorted permanent stickers [needs glue] - apply anywhere on any sized coffin)
Stickers
(twisted humor - travelling coffin gag - remember suitcases?)
(14 assorted permanent stickers - apply anywhere on any sized coffin)
Green Felt Pads
(1/8" circle - 3/16" thick - sticks to bottom of products to protect from wear and tear)
#FAH601UN - $29.95 per coin
SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH601UN-12W - $227.40
(12 units - $18.95 each)
Mini Plastic Skeleton
#FAH3791 - $0.99 each (5" x 7/8")
(fits inside wooden coffins: #FAH3741XXX / #FAH3751XXX series)
World's Smallest Wooden #FAH3781 - $xxxxx each (1" x 2")
Pirate Chest
(without mini-treasures)
World's Smallest Wooden #FAH3781T - $xxxxxx each (1" x 2")
Pirate Chest
- Filled with Treasures -
(filled with mini-treasures)
Miniature Goodies & Accessories
Mini Cash, Coins, Dice and Much, Much, Much More!
Crazy Wooden #FAH2115 - $4.99 each
Magic T-Puzzle
(A1-A100) (8" x 5" x 1/4" - unstained)
(you will easily assemble it together while friend is watching... they can't)