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COFFIN DIMENSIONS LEGEND
(Length" x Head" x Shoulder" x Feet" x Depth")
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*** Please Note: These are the European type coffins - Quasi Vampire Look ***
ALL THESE PRODUCTS ARE CUSTOM MADE AND NO REFUNDS ONCE SHIPPED...
REFUSED SHIPMENTS WILL CHARGED A 65% RESTOCKING FEE!!

  Custom sizes available upon request...
Other inch sizes can be ordered!!!!

2" Mini Coffin
- Solid Wood Block -

#FAH3701BSC - $7.95 each (A1-A200)
(2" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 1"Length x 1/6"Head x 1/3"Shoulder x 1/6"Feet x 1/6"Depth)

 

4" Mini Coffin
- Solid Wood Block -

#FAH3702BSC - $10.95 each (A1-A150)
(4" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 4"Length x 5/8"Head x 1-1/4"Shoulder x 5/8"Feet x 5/8"Depth)

 

6" Mini Coffin
- Solid Wood Block -

#FAH3703BSC - $16.95 each (A1-A300)
(6" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 6"Length x 1"Head x 2"Shoulder x 1"Feet x 1"Depth)

 

8" Mini Coffin
- Solid Wood Block -

#FAH3704BSC - $20.95 each (A1-A450)
(8" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 8"Length x 1-5/16"Head x 2-5/8"Shoulder x 1-4/16"Feet x 1-5/16"Depth)

 

10" Mini Coffin
- Solid Wood Block -

#FAH3705BSC - $24.95 each (A1-A525)
(10" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 8"Length x 1-5/8"Head x 3-1/4"Shoulder x 1-5/8"Feet x 1-5/8"Depth)

 

12" Mini Coffin
- Solid Wood Block -

#FAH3706BSC - $29.95 each (A1-A650)
(12" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 12"Length x 2"Head x 4"Shoulder x 2"Feet x 2"Depth)

 

18" Mini Coffin
- Solid Wood Block -

#FAH3707BSC - $34.95 each (A1-A1150)
(18" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 18"Length x 3"Head x 6"Shoulder x 3"Feet x 3"Depth)

 

24" Mini Coffin
- Solid Wood Block -

There is an addditional $9.95 shipping surcharge due to the size of this heavy item!!

#FAH3708BSC - $59.95 each (A1-A1700)
(24" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 24"Length x 4"Head x 8"Shoulder x 4"Feet x 4"Depth)

 


Custom sizes available upon request!!!!

14" Mini Wooden
Coffin Box
- Trimmed Cover with Cross & Edge Moulding -

Can also be used as a very "unique" Jewelry Box (pencils too)!
** BARBIE DOLLS & SIMILAR CAN FIT IN COFFIN **

#FAH3741BSC - $43.95 each (A1-A2000)
(14" Length - beveled edges with antique rope handles and cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 14"Length x 2-1/4"Head x 4-3/4"Shoulder x 2-1/4"Feet x 2-1/4"Depth)
(stain inside box)

 

12" Mini Wooden
Coffin Morgue Box
- Removeable 'Draw-Like Slab' As Seen In The Morgue -
Draw slides throughout coffin... From either end (feet or head)!

Can also be used as a very "unique" Jewelry Box (pencils too)!

#FAH3742BSC - $49.95 each (A1-AXXX)

(12" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 12"Length x 2"Head x 4"Shoulder x 2"Feet x 2"Depth)
(stain inside box)

 

9" FANCY Mini Wooden
Coffin Stash/??? Box
- Made from Pine - Defined bevel - Thicker Cover -
Can be used as change box... Rope handles included

Can also be used as a very "unique" Jewelry Box!

#FAH3743BSC - $49.95 each (A1-A1200)

(9" Length - beveled edges with cross)
(stained - our stain choice - 9"Length x 1-1/4"Head x 2-7/8"Shoulder x 1-1/4"Feet x 1-7/8"Depth)
(stain inside box)

 

Coffin Shaped
Candle Stick Holder
Mounted on 1-3/8 Height & 2" Square Black Enameled Base
Can be used with standard fitted candles!

Hole for candle is 3/4" diameter and 7/8" deep!!

#FAH3744BSC - $24.95 each (A1-A700)

(6" Coffin Length - beveled edges with cross on both sides)
(stained - our stain choice - 6"Length x 1"Head x 2"Shoulder x 1"Feet x 1-3/8"Depth)

 

10" Solid Wooden Coffin Block
with Cross Stake
- Great Collectible for Vampire Collectors -
Very Intricate Detailed Craftmanship

Can also be used as a very "unique" Jewelry Box!

#FAH3745BSC - $39.95 each (A1-A700)

(10" Length - beveled edges with cross stake)
(Cross/Stake is 4-1/2" in Length)
(stained - our stain choice - 10"Length x 1-3/4"Head x 3-3/8"Shoulder x 1-3/4"Feet x 1-1/4"Depth)

 

12" Mini Wooden
Coffin Stash Box

#FAH3746 - $24.95 each
4" x y" x y" x y" - beveled - stained only
Very exclusive - individually handmade to order - please allow 1-4 weeks for delivery
Great to stash weed or other goodies
Can even be displayed from wall with included wall hangar
Includes faux-glass window for peeking in
1001 Uses... keyholder, Cigarettes, Cigars, Wacky Tobaccy, Etc.

 

7-1/2" Leaning Solid Wooden
Coffin Block Bookends
- Great Collectible for Vampire Collectors - 7-1/2"Height x 6"Wide x 3"Deep
Very Intricate Detailed Craftmanship
Beveled Edges with Natural Stain and Cross
Felt covered with cork bottom
Mini shovel on coffin and Mini pick axe on other

MAKES A STATEMENT!!!!

#FAH3747BSC - $59.95 each (A1-A2200)
(stained - our stain choice)

 

5" Coffin Bookends
with Removeable Cover
- Great Collectible for Vampire Collectors - 6"Height x 7-1/2"Wide x 3"Deep x 1"Depth in coffin
Very Intricate Detailed Craftmanship
Beveled Edges with Natural Stain and Cross
Felt covered with Cork Bottom
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE
Can Be Used As Stash Box For $$$ & Jewelry

MAKES A STATEMENT!!!!

#FAH3748BSC - $79.95 each (A1-A2600)
(stained - our stain choice)


13" Mini Wooden
Nested Coffins
- Amazing Quality - Very Rare -

Pic #2, Pic #3, Pic #4, Pic #5 & Pic #6

Also known as: 13" Mini Wooden Coffin Nesting Boxes
** BARBIE DOLLS & SIMILAR CAN FIT IN COFFIN **

* You Can Only Purchase Them Here *
Each coffin has its own tight-fitting removeable lid...
Smallest coffin Craftmanship is AMAZING!!!

(Length" x Head" x Shoulder" x Feet" x Depth")

The largest coffin is 13" in length. (13"L x 2-1/4"H x 4-3/8"S x 2-1/4"F x 2-1/2"D - includes quality trim)
The medium coffin is 10-1/2" in length. (10-1/2"L x 1-3/4"H x 3-1/2"S x 1-3/4"F x 1-3/4"D - flat lid)
The smallest coffin is 8-1/4" in length. (8-1/4"L x 1-5/16"H x 2-5/8"S x 1-5/16"F x 1-1/4"D - flat lid)
The miniature "solid block" coffin is 6" in length. (6"L x 1"H x 2"S x 1"F x 5/8"D)

#FAH3751BSC - $99.95 set (A1-A2800)
(13" Length - beveled edges)
(stained on all three or four coffins - our stain choice - stained inside too)
(each coffin may have different stain color - cross on largest coffin only)
(cut, assembled - painstakingly by hand - 4 coffins in one set)


Mini Wooden
Coffin Ceiling Fan Blades
- Blades Only -

#FAH3721C - $xx each
(17"L x 1-1/2"H x 3"S x 1-1/2"F x 1-3/4"D)
(unstained with cross on each blade - paint yourself)
(blades are already attached to the replacement metal hardware)

#FAH3721SC - $xx each
(4" x y" x y" x y")
(stained - our stain choice with cross on each blade)
(blades are already attached to the replacement metal hardware)

#FAH3721D - $xx each
(17" x y" x y" x y")
(unstained with star of david on each blade - paint yourself)
(blades are already attached to the replacement metal hardware)

#FAH3721SD - $xx each
(4" x y" x y" x y")
(stained - our stain choice with star of david on each blade)
(blades are already attached to the replacement metal hardware)

 

4" Mini Wooden
Coffin Stickshift Knob
(for use in any vehicle)

#FAH3722BSC - $15.99 each (A1-A200)
(4"Length x 2/3"Head x 1-1/3"Shoulder x 2/3"Feet x ??"Depth - made of Red Oak)
(beveled - stained - with cross - very durable)
(replaces your current stickshift knob - unscrew old knob)

 

Mini Wooden
Coffin Light Switch Cover

#FAH3723 - $22.95 each (A1-A950)
(11-1/4"Length x 1-3/4"Head x 3-1/4"Shoulder x 1-3/4"Feet x 5/16"Depth)
(beveled with black enamel with black screws)
(replaces existing standard light switch face plate cover and includes BLACK screws)

 

4" Mini Wooden
Coffin Door Stopper

#FAH3724BSC - $6.99 each (A1-A200)
(4"Length x 2/3"Head x 1-1/3"Shoulder x 5/8"Feet x 3/4"Depth - beveled)
(stained - with cross)
(replaces your dull non-attention grabbing stopper)

 

12" Mini Wooden
Coffin Cuckoo Clock
NOT YET AVAILABLE

#FAH3725 - $xxxx.xx each
4" x y" x y" x y" - stained - your stain choice
Very exclusive - individually handmade to order - please allow 3-4 weeks for delivery
Instead of an appearing bird... we use a mini skull - makes a "ghostly" cuckoo sound
The dial number markings are mini coffins

 

Mini Wooden
Coffin Windchimes

#FAH3726 - $49.95 each
4" x y" x y" x y" - weatherproof paint
Very exclusive - individually handmade to order - please allow 3-4 weeks for delivery
Makes eerie clunking sound when wind blows
Overall length when hanging is 24" - each coffin is 6")
Nifty cross at top holds all the chains and coffins)
There are 4 hollow coffins, one solid 'clanger' and a coffin shaped 'fan'. )

 


MINIATURE AMERICAN STYLE CASKETS

8-1/2" Mini Wooden
American Style Casket

#FAH3761 - $59.95 each (A1-AXXXX)
This is an Oak Casket with a Cherry inlaid Cross. It's 8-1/2"L x 3-1/2"W x 2-1/2"D
Felt Lined (our color choice)
Very exclusive - individually handmade to order - please allow 1-4 weeks for delivery
Stained & Finished
Great to stash weed or other goodies
Hinged Lid Opens - Brass handles (furniture)
1001 Uses... keyholder, Cigarettes, Cigars, Wacky Tobaccy, Etc.

 

14" Mini Wooden
American Style Casket

#FAH3762 - $99.95 each (A1-AXXXX)
This is an Oak Casket with a Cherry inlaid Cross. It's 14"L x 4-3/4"W x 3-1/2"D
Felt Lined (our color choice)
Very exclusive - individually handmade to order - please allow 1-4 weeks for delivery
Stained & Finished
Great to stash weed or other goodies
Hinged Lid Opens (Two Lids - Viewing Lid & Body Lid) - Brass handles (furniture)
1001 Uses... keyholder, Cigarettes, Cigars, Wacky Tobaccy, Etc.

 


OPTIONAL DO IT YOURSELF
EXTERNAL COFFIN OR NON-COFFIN
EMBELLISHMENTS!!

Purchase any color of stain locally and "do it-yourself"
or we can supply the embellishments!

Custom sizes available upon request!!!!

Mini Wooden
Oak Cross Necklace

#FAH3781 - $4.99 each (Avv-Avvv)
(2" x 2-3/4" x 1/4" - stained - our stain choice)

#FAH3781-12 - $37.08 each (12 pieces - $3.09 each)
(2-1/2" x 1-5/8" x 1/4" - stained - our stain choice)

 

Mini Wooden
Cross

#FAH3761 - $1.99 each (A20-A15)
(2-1/2" x 1-5/8" x 1/4" - unstained)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)

#FAH3761S - $2.49 each (A20-A15)
(2-1/2" x 1-5/8" x 1/4" - stained - our stain choice)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)

#FAH3762 - $0.99 each (A20-A15)
(1" x 7/8" x 3/16" - unstained)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)

#FAH3762S - $1.49 each (A20-A15)
(1" x 7/8" x 3/16" - stained - our stain choice)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)

#FAH3763 - $2.99 each (A20-A15)
(3" x 2" x 1/4" - unstained)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)

#FAH3763S - $3.49 each (A20-A15)
(3" x 2" x 1/4" - stained - our stain choice)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)

 

Mini Wooden
Star of David

#FAH3764 - $1.99 each (A20-A15)
(2" diameter - unstained)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)

#FAH3764S - $2.49 each (A20-A15)
(2" diameter - stained - our stain choice)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)

#FAH3765 - $1.49 each (A20-A15)
(1" diameter - unstained)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)

#FAH3765S - $1.99 each (A20-A15)
(1" diameter - stained - our stain choice)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)

#FAH3766 - $2.99 each (A20-A15)
(3" diameter - unstained)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)

#FAH3766S - $3.49 each (A20-A15)
(3" diameter - stained - our stain choice)
(can be applied to coffin with wood glue)


 

International USPS
Postmark Stickers
Style #1

#FAH3771 - $5.99 each
(twisted humor - travelling coffin gag - remember suitcases?)
(13 assorted permanent stickers [needs glue] - apply anywhere on any sized coffin)

 

International USPS
Postmark Stickers
Style #2

#FAH3772 - $5.99 each
(twisted humor - travelling coffin gag - remember suitcases?)
(21 assorted permanent stickers [needs glue] - apply anywhere on any sized coffin)

 

Vacation Stickers

#FAH3773 - $5.99 each
(twisted humor - travelling coffin gag - remember suitcases?)
(12 assorted permanent stickers [needs glue] - apply anywhere on any sized coffin)

 

USPS Postmark
Stickers

#FAH3774 - $5.99 each
(twisted humor - travelling coffin gag - remember suitcases?)
(14 assorted permanent stickers - apply anywhere on any sized coffin)

 

Self Stick
Green Felt Pads

#FAH3775 - $2.99 each
(1/8" circle - 3/16" thick - sticks to bottom of products to protect from wear and tear)

 

USA Half Dollar Puzzle????

You will only see something like this once in a lifetime!!!

 #FAH601UN - $29.95 per coin
(individually cut and painstakingly handmade)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH601UN-12W - $227.40
(12 units - $18.95 each)

 

Mini Plastic Skeleton

#FAH3791 - $0.99 each (5" x 7/8")
(fits inside wooden coffins: #FAH3741XXX / #FAH3751XXX series)


NON COFFIN
WOODEN PRODUCTS

Here are a few other items that may interest you...
These are ALL handmade exclusively by us too!!!

World's Smallest Wooden
Pirate Chest

#FAH3781 - $xxxxx each (1" x 2")
(without mini-treasures)

 

World's Smallest Wooden
Pirate Chest
- Filled with Treasures -

#FAH3781T - $xxxxxx each (1" x 2")
(filled with mini-treasures)

 

Miniature Goodies & Accessories
Mini Cash, Coins, Dice and Much, Much, Much More!

 

Crazy Wooden
Magic T-Puzzle

#FAH2115 - $4.99 each
(A1-A100) (8" x 5" x 1/4" - unstained)
(you will easily assemble it together while friend is watching... they can't)