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Weird Pens - Unique Pens - Hard To Find Pens - Bizarre Pens - Very Cool Pens
*** WE HAVE THEM ALL - WE DON'T STOCK 'RUN-OF-THE-MILL' PENS ***

OVER 25+ NEW STYLES COMING SOON...
Fork, Bone, Mussel, Tube,
Wrench, Pliers, Toast, Egg, Etc.


Totally Cool Designs... Easily Refillable with
Pilot-Styled Ink (unless otherwise stated)!!!!

MOST ARE HAND SPRAYED-PAINTED FINISH
REUSEABLE OVER AND OVER!!!

Freak Out Your Friends, Family & Co-Workers!
------- EXTREMELY HARD TO FIND -------

*** PURCHASE PLENTY BECAUSE THEY WILL BE STOLEN ***
These COOL pens will make heads turn in disbelief... GUARANTEED!

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SECRET AGENT PENS

Cigarette Pen
Pic #2

#FAH1701 - $8.99 each
(removeable ash conceals pen tip - refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1701-36W - $143.64 box
(36 total - $3.99 each)

 

Cigar Pen

#FAH1702 - $8.99 each
(removeable ash conceals pen tip - refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1702-36W - $143.64 box
(36 total - $3.99 each)

 

Leaf Pen

#FAH1704 - $12.99 each
(insect attaches via magnet)
(new insects will be available - refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1704-36W - $215.64 box
(36 total - $5.99 each)

 

Green Apple Pen

#FAH1705 - $8.99 each (refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1705-36W - $143.64 box
(36 total - $3.99 each)

 

Banana Pen

#FAH1706 - $8.99 each (refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1706-36W - $143.64 box
(36 total - $3.99 each)

 

Kiwi Pen

#FAH1707 - $8.99 each (refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1707-36W - $143.64 box
(36 total - $3.99 each)

 

Orange Pen

#FAH1708 - $8.99 each (refillable ink- handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1708-36W - $143.64 box
(36 total - $3.99 each)

 

Dynamite Pen

#FAH1709 - $8.99 each
(removeable top conceals pen tip - refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1709-36W - $143.64 box
(36 total - $3.99 each)

 

Mummy Pen

#FAH1710 - $12.99 each (refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1710-36W - $215.64 box
(36 total - $5.99 each)

 

Pizza Pen

#FAH1711 - $12.99 each (refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1711-36W - $215.64 box
(36 total - $5.99 each)

 

Hot Dog Pen

#FAH1712 - $12.99 each (refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1712-36W - $215.64 box
(36 total - $5.99 each)

 

Croissant Pen

#FAH1713 - $8.99 each (refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1713-36W - $143.64 box
(36 total - $3.99 each)

 

Baguette Pen

#FAH1714 - $8.99 each (refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1714-36W - $143.64 box
(36 total - $3.99 each)

 

Sushi Pen

#FAH1715 - $8.99 each (our choice - refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1715-36W - $143.64 box
(36 total - $3.99 each)

 

Croissant Pen #2

#FAH1716 - $8.99 each (refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1716-36W - $143.64 box
(36 total - $3.99 each)

 

Red Apple Pen

#FAH1717 - $8.99 each (refillable ink - handpainted)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1717-36W - $143.64 box
(36 total - $3.99 each)

 

Secret Agent
Invisible Pen

#FAH1718 - $12.99 each
(blacklight is built-in on other end - non-refillable ink)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1718-36W - $179.64 box
(36 total - $4.99 each)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1718-1KW - $1,990
box (1,000 total - $1.99 each)

 

Lipstick Pen

#FAH1719 - $5.99 each
(non-refillable ink)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1719-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1719-1KW - $990
box (1,000 total - $0.99 each)

 

Gruesome Skull Pen

#FAH1720 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1720-36W - $215.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Gruesome Skull
Pen #2

#FAH1721 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1721-36W - $179.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Fantasy Dragon Pen

#FAH1722 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1722-36W - $215.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Monster/Gargoyle Pen
** VERY LIMITED SUPPLY - ONLY 100 LEFT - NO LONGER MANUFACTURED **

#FAH1723 - $24.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

 

Devil Pen

#FAH1726 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1726-36W - $215.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Frog Pen

#FAH1727 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1727-36W - $215.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Frog Pen #2

#FAH1728 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1728-36W - $215.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Elephant Pen

#FAH1729 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1729-36W - $215.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)


Dual Flame Pen Lighter
** RARE - HARD TO FIND **

#FAH814 - $14.95 each (butane - refillable - our color choice)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH814-10W - $99.50 (10 units - $9.95 each)

#FAH814-RGBREFILL - $6.95 ink refill set - Highly Recommended!!
(very hard to find - 10 refills of each: Red, Black & Blue - 30 total - $0.23 per piece)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH814-RGBREFILL-12W - $53.88
(12 units - $4.49 each - 360 total - $0.15 per piece)

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KNOW YOU ARE ABOVE 18+ YEARS OLD TO PURCHASE LIGHTER (#FAH814)...
IF YOU DO NOT CLICK THEN YOUR ORDER WILL NOT BE PROCESSED!

 

Egyptian Pen #1

#FAH1730 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1730-36W - $251.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Egyptian Pen #2

#FAH1731 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1731-36W - $251.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Egyptian Pen #3

#FAH1732 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1732-36W - $251.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Egyptian Pen #4

#FAH1733 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1733-36W - $251.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Egyptian Pen #5

#FAH1734 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1734-36W - $251.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Egyptian Pen #6

#FAH1735 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1735-36W - $251.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Egyptian Pen #7

#FAH1736 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1736-36W - $251.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Egyptian Pen #8

#FAH1737 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1737-36W - $251.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Egyptian Pen #9

#FAH1738 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - handpainted - quality cold cast resin)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1738-36W - $251.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Egyptian Pen #10

#FAH1739 - $4.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - plastic - factory made)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1739-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)

 

Fasinating Puzzle
Pen

#FAH1778 - $4.95 each (it's not as easy as you think)
(non-refillable blue ink - 5-1/2" in length - plastic - factory made)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1778-24W - $47.76 box
(24 total - $1.99 each)

 

World's Largest
Gigantic Jumbo Pen

#FAH1779 - $6.95 each (our color choice)
(refillable ink - 11" in length - 3-1/4" circumference - plastic - factory made)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1779-10W - $29.90 box
(10 total - $2.99 each)

 

Hand Holding
Smiley Face Pen

#FAH1780 - $4.99 each
(non-refillable ink - 6" in length - flexible rubber - factory made)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1780-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)

 

Hand Holding
Globe Pen

#FAH1781 - $4.99 each
(non-refillable ink - 6" in length - flexible rubber - factory made)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1781-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)

 

Hand Holding
Eye Pen

#FAH1782 - $4.99 each
(non-refillable ink - 6" in length - flexible rubber - factory made)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1782-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)

 

Bobbing Head
Dog Pen

#FAH1783 - $4.99 each
(non-refillable ink - 6" in length - plastic - factory made - our choice)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1783-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)

 

World's Fattest
Chubby Pen

#FAH1784 - $4.99 each
(non-refillable ink - 3" in length - plastic - factory made - our color choice)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1782-24W - $47.76 box
(24 total - $1.99 each)

 

Snake Pen

#FAH1785 - $4.99 each
(non-refillable ink - 8-1/2" in length - flexible - wiggles)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1785-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)

 

Bowling Pin Pen Keychain
with built-in Red LED Flashlight

#FAH1786 - $5.99 each
(non-refillable ink - non-replaceable batteries included)
(press and hold end to activate flashlight)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1786-36W - $107.64 box
(36 total - $2.99 each)

 

Spy Pen Keychain

#FAH1787 - $4.99 each
(non-refillable ink - 3" in length - our color choice)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1787-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)

 

Tennis Racket Pen Keychain
with built-in Red LED Flashlight

#FAH1788 - $5.99 each
(non-refillable ink - non-replaceable batteries included)
(press and hold end to activate flashlight)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1788-36W - $107.64 box
(36 total - $2.99 each)

 

7-Color Light Up Pen

#FAH1789 - $12.99 each
(refillable ink - replaceable batteries included - necklace included)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1789-36W - $251.64 box
(36 total - $6.99 each)

 

Wooden Stick Pen

#FAH1790 - $4.99 each
(refillable ink - 8" in length)
(size and shape will vary - real wood - factory made)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1790-36W - $107.64 box
(36 total - $2.99 each)

 

Bovine "Cow" Pen

#FAH1791 - $4.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - eyes flash when pressure is exerted when writing)
(plastic - factory made)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1791-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)

 

Patriotic Pen

#FAH1792 - $4.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - plastic - factory made)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1792-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)

 

NASA Shuttle Pen

#FAH1793 - $4.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - plastic - factory made)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1793-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)

 

NASA Astronaut Pen

#FAH1794 - $4.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - plastic - factory made)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1794-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)

 

UFO/Alien Pen

#FAH1795 - $4.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - plastic - factory made)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1795-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)

 

Beautiful Rose
Flower Pen

#FAH1796 - $4.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - plastic - factory made)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1796-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)

 

Area 51
Alien Pen

#FAH1797 - $4.99 each
(refillable ink - 6" in length - eyes flash when pressure is exerted when writing)
(plastic - factory made)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1797-36W - $71.64 box
(36 total - $1.99 each)


BIZARRE ANIMAL PENS
HAND-CARVED & HAND-PAINTED SCULPTURES
***** VERY RARE *****

Whale Pens

#FAH1701W - $9.99 each (Blue Whale)
(refillable ink - 6-8" in length)

 

#FAH1702W - $9.99 each (Killer Whale - Orca)
(refillable ink - 6-8" in length)

 

#FAH1703W - $9.99 each (Sperm Whale)
(refillable ink - 6-8" in length)

 

#FAH1704W - $9.99 each (Gray Whale)
(refillable ink - 6-8" in length)

 

#FAH1705W - $9.99 each (Right Whale)
(refillable ink - 6-8" in length)

 

#FAH1706W - $9.99 each (Humpback Whale)
(refillable ink - 6-8" in length)

 

 

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1700W-24W - $143.64 box
(36 total - $3.99 each - assorted - our choice - can't gurantee all designs)

 


SECRET AGENT PENCILS

Dynamite Pencil

#FAH1701P - $1.49 each
(3-1/2" in length - excludes wick - needs to be sharpen)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1701P-100W - $79 box
(36 total - $0.79 each)

 

Cigarette Pencil

#FAH1702P - $1.49 each
(3-1/2" in length - needs to be sharpen)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1702P-100W - $79 box
(36 total - $0.79 each)

 

Wooden Stick Pencil

#FAH1703P - $2.49 each
(8" in length - size and shape will vary)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1703P-100W - $149 box
(36 total - $1.49 each)

 

Wooden Stick
Colored Pencil

#FAH1704P-RED - $2.49 each (RED)
(8" in length - size and shape will vary)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1704P-RED-100W - $149 box
(36 total - $1.49 each)

 

#FAH1704P-YELLOW - $2.49 each (YELLOW)
(8" in length - size and shape will vary)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1704P-YELLOW-100W - $149 box
(36 total - $1.49 each)

 

#FAH1704P-BLUE - $2.49 each (BLUE)
(8" in length - size and shape will vary)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1704P-BLUE-100W - $149 box
(36 total - $1.49 each)

 

#FAH1704P-GREEN - $2.49 each (GREEN)
(8" in length - size and shape will vary)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1704P-GREEN-100W - $149 box
(36 total - $1.49 each)

 

#FAH1704P-ORANGE - $2.49 each (ORANGE)
(8" in length - size and shape will vary)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH1704P-ORANGE-100W - $149 box
(36 total - $1.49 each)


NO LONGER AVAILABLE
But we can still get if quantity is met... Please inquire!!

Fork - Knife - Spoon
Pen Set

 

Banana Pen

 

Potato Pen

 

Egg Pen

 

Fish Pen #1

 

Fish Pen #2