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Novelty Fireworks
*** HOLIDAY FUN ALERT *** Click here for 'YEAR-ROUND' Novelty Fireworks!
*** Fart Bombs - Bomb Bags - Fruit Bombs - Confetti Bombs - Grow Worms - Colored Smoke Grow Worms - Flameable Paper ***
*** Confetti Cannons - Smoke Bombs - Party Poppers - Snappers - Joke Stringbombs (Pulling Tricks - Booby Traps) - Perfume Bombs ***
*** Spitball / BB Bombs *** Colored Smoke Balls - Smoke Hand Grenades - Gigantic Smoke Storms - Pistol Pops - Faux Hand Grenades ***
*** Firecracker Shaped Smoke Bombs - Smoke Cones - Exploding Cigarette Loads - Petrified Cigarettes ***
*** Mini-Smoking Cigarettes - Glow Snakes - Red, Green or Gold Sparklers (8", 20" and 36" in length!!!!) - Magic Pocket Flames ***


Don't forget to check out our
Fashion Trends Wrist Bands!!!!!


Magic Chick
Pic 2, Pic 3, Pic 4, Pic 5 & Pic 6

#FAH800ZZ801 - $0.99 each (HANDMADE)
(peel off backing on feet and stick anywhere)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH800ZZ801-60W - $29.40 pack
(60 = 1 pack - $0.49 each)


 
One Dollar Stretcher
** An Actual Stretching Dollar Bill **

#FAH2901 - $9.95 each
(only offered on one dollar - extremely hard-to-fnd)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2901-36W - $142.20 pack
(36 stretchers = 1 pack - $3.95 each)

 

Spark Plug
LED Flashlight
** Super Bright - Beware **

#FAH2902 - $5.99 each
(Blue LED - Amazingly Bright - includes replaceable batteries)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2902-12W - $35.88 pack
(12 flashlights = 1 pack - $2.99 each)

 

Rejected Casino
Dice
These dice have unexplainable shapes!

#FAH2903 - $2.99 each
(our shape choice - very hard to find)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2903-36W - $71.64 pack
(36 dice = 1 pack - $1.99 each)

 

Are You On
The Level Keychain
You can joke around with your friends & colleagues!

#FAH2904 - $2.99 each
(very hard to find)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2904-36W - $57.24 pack
(36 levels = 1 pack - $1.59 each)

 

Bullet/Whistle
Cross Keychain

#FAH2905 - $2.19 each
(made of real dummy bullets - can actually whistle too)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2905-36W - $35.64 pack
(36 crosses = 1 pack - $0.99 each)

 

Strip Tease Pen
(man stripper pen)

#FAH2906 - $3.19 each
(our color choice - one pen)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2906-12W - $23.88 pack
(12 pens = 1 pack - $1.99 each)

 

Strip Tease Pen
(woman stripper pen)

#FAH2907 - $3.19 each
(our color choice - one pen)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2907-12W - $23.88 pack
(12 pens = 1 pack - $1.99 each)

 

Crooked Card Deck

#FAH2908 - $4.99 deck
(crooked playing cards)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2908-12W - $27.48 pack
(12 decks = 1 set - $2.29 each)

 

Donkey Cigarette
Ejector (from butt)

#FAH2909 - $7.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2909-12W - $59.88 pack
(12 donkeys = 1 pack - $4.99 each)

 

Digital Swear Machine

#FAH2910 - $6.99 each
(4 XXX-Rated Swear Words)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2910-12W - $59.88 pack
(12 machines = 1 pack - $4.99 each)

 

Reuseable Heatpad

 #FAH2911 - $15.99 each
(Clever Scientific Breakthrough)
Click Metal Wafer To Activate - Boil for 30 Minutes To Reset!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2911-12W - $119.88 pack
(12 pads = 1 pack - $9.99 each)

 

Boy That
Pees Statue

#FAH2912 - $6.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2912-12W - $59.88 pack
(12 statues = 1 pack - $4.99 each)

 

Fart CD

#FAH2913 - $15.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2913-12W - $119.88 pack
(12 CDs = 1 pack - $9.99 each)

 

Switchblade Comb

#FAH2914 - $5.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2914-12W - $35.88 pack
(12 combs = 1 pack - $2.99 each)

 

Flaming Fist

#FAH2915 - $8.99 each
(enough for one dozen applications - concealed in hand)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2915-12W - $71.88 pack
(12 fires = 1 pack - $5.99 each)

 

Glow-in-the-Dark Ice Cube

#FAH2916 - $3.99 each
(our color choice - one ice cube - one time use - non toxic)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2916-12W - $35.88 pack
(12 cubes = 1 pack - $2.99 each)

 

Glow-in-the-Dark
Ice Drink Stirrer

#FAH2917 - $2.99 each
(our color choice - one stirrer - one time use - non toxix)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2917-12W - $23.88 pack
(12 stirrers = 1 pack - $1.99 each)

 

Cardboard Dice Box

#FAH2918 - $2.99 each
(white box with black dots - about 1-1/4" cube when assembled)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2918-12W - $23.88 pack
(12 stirrers = 1 pack - $1.99 each)

 

5" Penis Ice Mold

#FAH2919 - $11.99 each
(by ordering you agree you are 18 years old or older)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2919-12W - $83.88 pack
(12 molds = 1 pack - $6.99 each)

 

Whoopee Cushion

#FAH2920 - $0.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2920-12W - $5.88 pack
(12 cushions = 1 pack - $0.49 each)

 

Alarm Stickers
Pic 2

#FAH2921 - $4.99 each
(4 stickers)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2921-12W - $23.88 pack
(12 stickers = 1 pack - $1.99 each)

 

Color Coded
Cube (C3) Puzzle

#FAH2922 - $1.29 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2917-12W - $9.48 pack
(12 puzzles = 1 pack - $0.79 each)

 

ORB Psychic Keychain

#FAH2923 - $1.29 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2917-12W - $9.48 pack
(12 keychains = 1 pack - $0.79 each)

 

$1,000,000 Deck
of Cards

#FAH2924 - $2.19 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2917-12W - $21.48 pack
(12 decks = 1 set - $1.79 each)

 

Rattlesnake Eggs

#FAH2925 - $0.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2917-12W - $7.08 pack
(12 packs = 1 set - $0.59 each)

 

Sound Effects Machine

#FAH2926 - $2.49 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2926-72W - $107.28 pack
(72 machines = 1 pack - $1.49 each)

 

Remote Controlled
Fart Machine

#FAH2927 - $14.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2927-6W - $59.94 pack
(6 machines = 1 pack - $9.99 each)

 

Pooping Cow

#FAH2928 - $2.59 each
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2928-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 cows = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Valve Stem Lights

 

Pooping Pig

#FAH2930 - $2.59 each (our color choice)
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2930-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 pigs = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Pooping Dog

#FAH2931 - $2.59 each (our color choice)
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2931-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 dogs = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Pooping Hippo

#FAH2932 - $2.59 each (our color choice)
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2932-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 rhinos = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Pooping Elephant

#FAH2933 - $2.59 each (our color choice)
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2933-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 elephants = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Pooping Duckie

#FAH2934 - $2.59 each
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2934-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 duckies = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

There are MANY more New Pooping Animals Located Below...
We have some exclusive poopers!!
#FAH2957 - #FAH2961

 

Balancing Patriotic Eagle

#FAH2935 - $1.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2935-12W - $11.88 pack
(12 eagles = 1 pack - $0.99 each)

 

Plastic Patriotic
Flag Pin

#FAH2936 - $0.05 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2936-12W - $0.36 pack
(12 pins = 1 pack - $0.03 each)

 

Wad of 100's

 

Metal Patriotic Flag Pin

#FAH2938 - $0.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2938-12W - $5.88 pack
(12 pins = 1 pack - $0.49 each)

 

Secret Sixes

 

Oozing Breast Keychain

#FAH2940 - $3.99 each
(you've seen the pooping animals but not this)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2940-36W - $71.64 pack
(36 breasts = 1 pack - $1.99 each)

 

Oozing Penis
Keychain

#FAH2941 - $3.99 each
(you've seen the pooping animals but not this)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2941-36W - $71.64 pack
(36 penises = 1 pack - $1.99 each)

 

Real-Life
Disgusting Worm

#FAH2942 - $0.59 each
(rubberlike & very flexible - gross out some friends)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2942-500W - $195 pack
(500 worms = 1 pack - $0.39 each)

 

Disgusting Fat
Wad
One Pound

#FAH2943-1 - $29.95 each (One Pound)
(feels like the real stuff - gross out some friends)
** LASTS A LIFETIME **
MODELED AFTER REAL HUMAN FAT

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2943-1-12W - $239.40 pack
(12 wads = 1 pack - $19.95 each)

 

Disgusting Fat
Wad
Five Pounds

#FAH2943-5 - $99.95 each (Five Pounds)
(feels like the real stuff - gross out some friends)
** LASTS A LIFETIME **
MODELED AFTER REAL HUMAN FAT

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2943-5-6W - $359.70 pack
(6 wads = 1 pack - $59.95 each)

 

Disgusting Muscle
Wad
One Pound

#FAH2944-1 - $29.95 each (One Pound)
(feels like the real stuff - gross out some friends)
** LASTS A LIFETIME **
MODELED AFTER REAL HUMAN MUSCLE

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2944-1-12W - $239.40 pack
(12 wads = 1 pack - $19.95 each)

 

Disgusting Muscle
Wad
Five Pounds

#FAH2944-5 - $99.95 each (Five Pounds)
(feels like the real stuff - gross out some friends)
** LASTS A LIFETIME **
MODELED AFTER REAL HUMAN MUSCLE

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2944-5-6W - $359.70 pack
(6 wads = 1 pack - $59.95 each)

 

Collapsible Chicago
Keychain Coin/Misc. Pouch

Its's Like An Accordion... VERY VERY VERY COOL!
Just pull to use and compress for storage!!!
#FAH2945 - $3.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2945-12W - $15.48 pack
(12 pouches = 1 pack - $1.29 each)

 

Magical Jesus
Candle

Price makes a deal, but in this case the
item is unique at any cost! Three Styles of Jesus available and one style
of Mary. As candle heats brass backround a portrait of Jesus or Mary
appears. Each 6 inch heavy weighted brass product comes with it's own
candle to make Jesue miraculously appear!
Well, it is very unique and it is one of a kind. Special thermal technology
will enable the picture of the cross to change into the picture of Jesus when
the candle is lit and certain temperature is reached. Once the candle is off,
the picture of the cross will appear again. When the candle is on, you will
see Jesus. It works again and again. There is nothing like it on the market.
No other store down the street carries it. It is not at Wallmart or Kmart.

#FAH2946 - $15.99 each
(our choice - candle included - limited quantity)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2946-12W - $119.40 pack
(12 candles = 1 pack - $9.95 each)
(our choice - may contain all the same)

 

John F. Kerry
Touch Table Lamp
Pic 2, Pic 3 & Pic 4
A Bizarre Presidential Election Collectible

#FAH2947 - $49.95 each
(assembly is required - additional $10 shipping/packaging)
(ac power - glass panels can be interchangeable with #FAH2948)
(touch lamp - 3 brightness settings and off)
BRIGHTEN YOUR NIGHT WITH JFK
Great Conversational Piece... Actual Presidential Photograph

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2947-6W - $149.70 pack
(assembly is required - additional $20 shipping/packaging)
(6 lamps = 1 pack - $24.95 each)

 

George W. Bush
Touch Table Lamp
Pic 2, Pic 3 & Pic 4
A Bizarre Presidential Election Collectible

#FAH2948 - $49.95 each
(assembly is required - additional $10 shipping/packaging)
(ac power - glass panels can be interchangeable with #FAH2947)
(touch lamp - 3 brightness settings and off)
BRIGHTEN YOUR NIGHT WITH JFK
Great Conversational Piece... Actual Presidential Photograph

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2948-6W - $149.70 pack
(assembly is required - additional $20 shipping/packaging)
(6 lamps = 1 pack - $24.95 each)

 

Razor Blade
Necklace

The metal razor blade is simulated and not sharp!
#FAH2949 - $5.99 each
(black or red cord color - our choice)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2949-12W - $35.88 pack
(12 necklaces = 1 pack - $2.99 each)
(black &/or red cord colors - our color choice)

 

Razor Blade
Earrings

The metal razor blade is simulated and not sharp!
#FAH2950 - $2.99 each
(one pair - approximately 1")

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2950-12W - $21.48 pack
(12 pairs = 1 pack - $1.79 each)

 

Clown Shoe
Keychain

With Real Shoe Laces... Great for Kids & Clowns!
#FAH2951 - $2.49 each (our color choice)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2951-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 pairs = 1 pack - $1.19 each)
(our color choice)

 

Mammary Gland
Stress Toy

Actually feels like real human flesh...
Approximately a "B" Cup!!!!
#FAH2952 - $9.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2952-12W - $63.48 pack
(12 glands = 1 pack - $5.29 each)

 

Squeezable Booger
Nose Keychain

Very Sticky, Googey & Nasty... Reuseable!!!!
#FAH2953 - $2.99 each (approximately 2")

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2953-12W - $21.48 pack
(12 snots = 1 pack - $1.79 each)

 

Bizarre Scary
Crate

Slide Open Lid... Realistic Salamander JUMPS OUT... Reuseable!!!!
#FAH2954 - 6.99 each (approximately 3.5" cube)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2954-24W - $71.76 pack
(24 crates = 1 pack - $2.99 each)

 

Bogus Security
Camera

Batteries not included. Authentic looking security camera that sways back
and forth with blinking L.E.D. lights and cord! Motion activated.
#FAH2955 - $12.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2955-12W - $47.88 pack
(12 cameras = 1 pack - $9.99 each)

 

Mystery Magic
Wallet

#FAH2956 - $6.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2956-12W - $23.88 pack
(12 wallets = 1 pack - $3.99 each)

 

Pooping Cow

#FAH2957 - $2.59 each (our color choice)
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2957-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 cows = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Pooping Sheep

#FAH2958 - $2.59 each (our color choice)
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2958-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 sheeps = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Pooping Gorilla

#FAH2959 - $2.59 each (our color choice)
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2959-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 gorillas = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Pooping Dalmation

#FAH2960 - $2.59 each (our color choice)
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2960-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 dalmations = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Pooping Bear

#FAH2961 - $2.59 each (our color choice)
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2961-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 bears = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Gross Pooping
Baby

#FAH2970 - $2.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2970-12W - $23.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $1.99 each)

 

Amazing 3"
Keychain Flashlight

#FAH2971 - $7.99 each (silver)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2971-12W - $47.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $3.99 each)

 

Amazing 3"
Keychain Flashlight

#FAH2972 - $7.99 each (black)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2972-12W - $47.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $3.99 each)

 

Amazing 3"
Keychain Flashlight

#FAH2973 - $7.99 each (blue)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2973-12W - $47.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $3.99 each)

 

Amazing 3"
Keychain Flashlight

#FAH2974 - $7.99 each (red)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2974-12W - $47.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $3.99 each)

 

Ol'Fashion Bizarre
Wish Bone

Pic 2 & Pic 3

#FAH2975 - $2.19 each
(simulated bone - breaks like real wish bone - kids & adults live the idea - no grease)
(one time use only - sounds & feels exactly the same)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2975-36W - $42.84 pack
(36 pieces = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Nasty Teeth
Candy

#FAH2976 - $2.95 each (sealed factory packaged)
(chew gum first - then use the gum to stick fake teeth to your teeth)
(then crunch on your teeth and eat - gross effect - fake teeth is flavored)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2976-6W - $71.52 pack
(48 teeth/gum = 1 pack - $1.49 each)

 

Secret Death
Hand Bank

#FAH2977 - $19.95 each (hard-to-find)
(place coin in slot and lid opens with creepy hand)
(hand steals coin quickly and lid closes... AUTOMATICALLY!!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2977-6W - $77.70 pack
(6 pieces = 1 pack - $12.95 each)

 

Wooden
Cobra Snake

#FAH2978 - $4.95 each (realistic looking)
(very flexible and scares almost everyone who sees it)
(hand steals coin quickly and lid closes... AUTOMATICALLY!!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2978-12W - $26.28 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $2.19 each)

 

Wooden
Garden Snake

#FAH2979 - $3.95 each (realistic looking)
(very flexible and scares almost everyone who sees it)
(hand steals coin quickly and lid closes... AUTOMATICALLY!!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2979-12W - $17.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $1.49 each)

 

Stud Man
Trophy

#FAH2980 - $19.95 each
(faux metal look - plastic - approximately 10")

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2980-6W - $77.70 pack
(6 trophies = 1 pack - $12.95 each)

 

Realistic Miniature
Desktop Outhouse

#FAH2981 - $19.95 each
(handmade in USA - clear coat shine - approximately 3-1/2"L x 4"W x 6"H)
EVEN HAS TOILET SEAT COVER, AIR VENT, SWINGING DOOR AND MAGAZINES FOR TOILET PAPER

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2981-6W - $77.70 pack
(6 outhouses = 1 pack - $12.95 each)

 

Magic Magnetic
Triangle

#FAH2982 - $3.99 each
(place all the magnetic marbles in the designated spots in triangle)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2982-12W - $23.88 pack
(12 triangles = 1 pack - $1.99 each)

 

Peeing Boy
Keychain

#FAH2983 - $2.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2983-12W - $15.48 pack
(12 keychains = 1 pack - $1.29 each)

 

Wizard Glasses

#FAH2984 - $3.99 pair

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2984-12W - $26.28 pack
(12 pairs = 1 pack - $2.19 each)

 

Horny Man...
Actual groin & more vibrates & shakes!

#FAH2985 - $24.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2985-12W - $191.88 pack
(12 mans = 1 pack - $15.99 each)

 

Lover's Jackpot...
Receive sex with a crank of a handle!

#FAH2986 - $9.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2986-12W - $83.88 pack
(12 jackpots = 1 pack - $6.99 each)

 

Arthropod Keychains

*** PRODUCT HIGHLIGHT ***
Click here for Arthropod Keychains... Amazing Cobra Stuff!

 

Marijuana Necklace...
"Highly Polished Aluminum Look"

#FAH2988 - $6.99 each
(20" chain - aluminum)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2988-12W - $47.88 pack
(12 necklaces = 1 pack - $3.99 each)

 

Antenna Booster
Pic 2

#FAH2989 - $0.39 each
(actual packaging will vary - does not include WaveShield)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2989-100W - $120 pack
(100 boosters = 1 pack - $0.12 each)

 

Mini-Smoking
Cigarettes

#FAH2990 - $2.99 pack
(12 mini-cigarettes = 1 pack)
Great Gag - Make George Washington blow smoke rings!
WORKS GREAT ON ONE DOLLAR BILL
*** EXTREMELY RARE ***

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2990-200W - $238 set
(200 packs = 1 set - $1.19 each)

 

"Pride & Joy"
Gag Card

#FAH2991 - $0.99 each
(approximately business card size)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2991-100W - $59 pack
(100 cards = 1 pack - $0.59 each)

 

"Pride & Joy"
Gag Card

#FAH2991-JUMBO - $5.99 each
(approximately 9" x 12")

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2991-JUMBO-12W - $41.88 pack
(12 cards = 1 pack - $3.49 each)

 

"See My Kids"
Gag Card

#FAH2992 - $0.99 each
(approximately business card size)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2992-100W - $59 pack
(100 cards = 1 pack - $0.59 each)

 

Pride & Joy
Gag Card and
"See My Kids" Gag Card

#FAH2993 - $1.59 combo pack
(approximately business card size - one of each)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2993-100W - $99 set
(100 combo packs = 1 set - $0.99 combo pack)

 

Sexual Tear
Card

#FAH2994 - $0.39 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2994-100W - $19 pack
(100 cards = 1 pack - $0.19 each)

 

Uncut Playing
Card Sheet
Limited Quantity - Available 4 Times Yearly

Pic 2, Pic 3 & Pic 4
VERY, VERY, VERY HARD-TO-FIND

#FAH2995 - $29.95 sheet
(2 decks on 1 sheet)
*** DESIGN(S) ON BACK WILL BE OUR CHOICE ***

#FAH2995 - $19.95 sheet
--SPECIAL--

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2995-12W - $215.40 box
(12 sheets = 1 box - $17.95 each)
(additional $10 for poster tube & heavy s/h)
*** DESIGNS ON BACK MAY OR MAY NOT BE ASSORTED ***

 

Cross Knife
Keychain

#FAH2996 - $6.95 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2996-12W - $47.40 box
(12 pieces = 1 box - $3.95 each)

 

Beach Front
Property

#FAH2997 - $6.95 each
(2-3/4" with REAL Sea Shells)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2997-12W - $47.40 box
(12 pieces = 1 box - $3.95 each)


VERY COOL
LED BLINKING PINS

  Show Me
Your Tits

#FAH2901BP - $4.99 each (Blue Blinking LEDs)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2901BP-12W - $35.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $2.99 each)

 

Show Me
Your Tits

#FAH2902BP - $4.99 each (Red Blinking LEDs)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2902BP-12W - $35.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $2.99 each)

 

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#FAH2903BP - $5.99 each (Red & Blue Blinking LEDs)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2903BP-12W - $41.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $3.49 each)

 

Blinking Penis

#FAH2904BP - $5.99 each (Red Blinking LEDs)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2904BP-12W - $41.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $3.49 each)


VERY BIZARRE
TELEPHONES

Bizarre
Buddha Telephone
*** MUST SEE ***

#FAH2901TT - $269.95 each
(Exquisitely Hand-Crafted from Rosewood)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2901TT-3W - $599.85 pack
(3 telephones = 1 pack - $199.95 each)

 

Bizarre
Garden Telephone
*** MUST SEE ***

#FAH2902TT - $219.95 each
(Exquisitely Hand-Crafted from Rosewood)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2902TT-3W - $599.85 pack
(3 telephones = 1 pack - $199.95 each)