Magical Jesus
Candle
Price makes a deal, but in this case the
item is unique at any cost! Three Styles of Jesus available and one style
of Mary. As candle heats brass backround a portrait of Jesus or Mary
appears. Each 6 inch heavy weighted brass product comes with it's own
candle to make Jesue miraculously appear!
Well, it is very unique and it is one of a kind. Special thermal technology
will enable the picture of the cross to change into the picture of Jesus when
the candle is lit and certain temperature is reached. Once the candle is off,
the picture of the cross will appear again. When the candle is on, you will
see Jesus. It works again and again. There is nothing like it on the market.
No other store down the street carries it. It is not at Wallmart or Kmart.

#FAH2946 - $15.99 each
(our choice - candle included - limited quantity)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2946-12W - $119.40 pack
(12 candles = 1 pack - $9.95 each)
(our choice - may contain all the same)

 

John F. Kerry
Touch Table Lamp
Pic 2, Pic 3 & Pic 4
A Bizarre Presidential Election Collectible

#FAH2947 - $49.95 each
(assembly is required - additional $10 shipping/packaging)
(ac power - glass panels can be interchangeable with #FAH2948)
(touch lamp - 3 brightness settings and off)
BRIGHTEN YOUR NIGHT WITH JFK
Great Conversational Piece... Actual Presidential Photograph

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2947-6W - $149.70 pack
(assembly is required - additional $20 shipping/packaging)
(6 lamps = 1 pack - $24.95 each)

 

George W. Bush
Touch Table Lamp
Pic 2, Pic 3 & Pic 4
A Bizarre Presidential Election Collectible

#FAH2948 - $49.95 each
(assembly is required - additional $10 shipping/packaging)
(ac power - glass panels can be interchangeable with #FAH2947)
(touch lamp - 3 brightness settings and off)
BRIGHTEN YOUR NIGHT WITH JFK
Great Conversational Piece... Actual Presidential Photograph

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2948-6W - $149.70 pack
(assembly is required - additional $20 shipping/packaging)
(6 lamps = 1 pack - $24.95 each)

 

Razor Blade
Necklace
The metal razor blade is simulated and not sharp!
#FAH2949 - $5.99 each
(black or red cord color - our choice)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2949-12W - $35.88 pack
(12 necklaces = 1 pack - $2.99 each)
(black &/or red cord colors - our color choice)

 

Razor Blade
Earrings
The metal razor blade is simulated and not sharp!
#FAH2950 - $2.99 each
(one pair - approximately 1")

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2950-12W - $21.48 pack
(12 pairs = 1 pack - $1.79 each)

 

Clown Shoe
Keychain
With Real Shoe Laces... Great for Kids & Clowns!
#FAH2951 - $2.49 each (our color choice)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2951-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 pairs = 1 pack - $1.19 each)
(our color choice)

 

Mammary Gland
Stress Toy
Actually feels like real human flesh...
Approximately a "B" Cup!!!!
#FAH2952 - $9.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2952-12W - $63.48 pack
(12 glands = 1 pack - $5.29 each)

 

Squeezable Booger
Nose Keychain
Very Sticky, Googey & Nasty... Reuseable!!!!
#FAH2953 - $2.99 each (approximately 2")

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2953-12W - $21.48 pack
(12 snots = 1 pack - $1.79 each)

 

Bizarre Scary
Crate
Slide Open Lid... Realistic Salamander JUMPS OUT... Reuseable!!!!
#FAH2954 - 6.99 each (approximately 3.5" cube)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2954-24W - $71.76 pack
(24 crates = 1 pack - $2.99 each)

 

Bogus Security
Camera
Batteries not included. Authentic looking security camera that sways back
and forth with blinking L.E.D. lights and cord! Motion activated.
#FAH2955 - $12.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2955-12W - $47.88 pack
(12 cameras = 1 pack - $9.99 each)

 

Mystery Magic
Wallet

#FAH2956 - $6.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2956-12W - $23.88 pack
(12 wallets = 1 pack - $3.99 each)

 

Pooping Cow

#FAH2957 - $2.59 each (our color choice)
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2957-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 cows = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Pooping Sheep

#FAH2958 - $2.59 each (our color choice)
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2958-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 sheeps = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Pooping Gorilla

#FAH2959 - $2.59 each (our color choice)
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2959-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 gorillas = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Pooping Dalmation

#FAH2960 - $2.59 each (our color choice)
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2960-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 dalmations = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Pooping Bear

#FAH2961 - $2.59 each (our color choice)
Caveat emptor - simulated poop may distort
permanently during shipment due to temperature!

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2961-12W - $14.28 pack
(12 bears = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Gross Pooping
Baby

#FAH2970 - $2.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2970-12W - $23.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $1.99 each)

 

Amazing 3"
Keychain Flashlight

#FAH2971 - $7.99 each (silver)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2971-12W - $47.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $3.99 each)

 

Amazing 3"
Keychain Flashlight

#FAH2972 - $7.99 each (black)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2972-12W - $47.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $3.99 each)

 

Amazing 3"
Keychain Flashlight

#FAH2973 - $7.99 each (blue)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2973-12W - $47.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $3.99 each)

 

Amazing 3"
Keychain Flashlight

#FAH2974 - $7.99 each (red)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2974-12W - $47.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $3.99 each)

 

Ol'Fashion Bizarre
Wish Bone
Pic 2 & Pic 3

#FAH2975 - $2.19 each
(simulated bone - breaks like real wish bone - kids & adults live the idea - no grease)
(one time use only - sounds & feels exactly the same)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2975-36W - $42.84 pack
(36 pieces = 1 pack - $1.19 each)

 

Nasty Teeth
Candy

#FAH2976 - $2.95 each (sealed factory packaged)
(chew gum first - then use the gum to stick fake teeth to your teeth)
(then crunch on your teeth and eat - gross effect - fake teeth is flavored)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2976-6W - $71.52 pack
(48 teeth/gum = 1 pack - $1.49 each)

 

Secret Death
Hand Bank

#FAH2977 - $19.95 each (hard-to-find)
(place coin in slot and lid opens with creepy hand)
(hand steals coin quickly and lid closes... AUTOMATICALLY!!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2977-6W - $77.70 pack
(6 pieces = 1 pack - $12.95 each)

 

Wooden
Cobra Snake

#FAH2978 - $4.95 each (realistic looking)
(very flexible and scares almost everyone who sees it)
(hand steals coin quickly and lid closes... AUTOMATICALLY!!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2978-12W - $26.28 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $2.19 each)

 

Wooden
Garden Snake

#FAH2979 - $3.95 each (realistic looking)
(very flexible and scares almost everyone who sees it)
(hand steals coin quickly and lid closes... AUTOMATICALLY!!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2979-12W - $17.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $1.49 each)

 

Stud Man
Trophy

#FAH2980 - $19.95 each
(faux metal look - plastic - approximately 10")

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2980-6W - $77.70 pack
(6 trophies = 1 pack - $12.95 each)

 

Realistic Miniature
Desktop Outhouse

#FAH2981 - $19.95 each
(handmade in USA - clear coat shine - approximately 3-1/2"L x 4"W x 6"H)
EVEN HAS TOILET SEAT COVER, AIR VENT, SWINGING DOOR AND MAGAZINES FOR TOILET PAPER

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2981-6W - $77.70 pack
(6 outhouses = 1 pack - $12.95 each)

 

Magic Magnetic
Triangle

#FAH2982 - $3.99 each
(place all the magnetic marbles in the designated spots in triangle)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2982-12W - $23.88 pack
(12 triangles = 1 pack - $1.99 each)

 

Peeing Boy
Keychain

#FAH2983 - $2.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2983-12W - $15.48 pack
(12 keychains = 1 pack - $1.29 each)

 

Wizard Glasses

#FAH2984 - $3.99 pair

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2984-12W - $26.28 pack
(12 pairs = 1 pack - $2.19 each)

 

Horny Man...
Actual groin & more vibrates & shakes!

#FAH2985 - $24.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2985-12W - $191.88 pack
(12 mans = 1 pack - $15.99 each)

 

Lover's Jackpot...
Receive sex with a crank of a handle!

#FAH2986 - $9.99 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2986-12W - $83.88 pack
(12 jackpots = 1 pack - $6.99 each)

 

Arthropod Keychains

*** PRODUCT HIGHLIGHT ***
Click here for Arthropod Keychains... Amazing Cobra Stuff!

 

Marijuana Necklace...
"Highly Polished Aluminum Look"

#FAH2988 - $6.99 each
(20" chain - aluminum)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2988-12W - $47.88 pack
(12 necklaces = 1 pack - $3.99 each)

 

Antenna Booster
Pic 2

#FAH2989 - $0.39 each
(actual packaging will vary - does not include WaveShield)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2989-100W - $120 pack
(100 boosters = 1 pack - $0.12 each)

 

Mini-Smoking
Cigarettes

#FAH2990 - $2.99 pack
(12 mini-cigarettes = 1 pack)
Great Gag - Make George Washington blow smoke rings!
WORKS GREAT ON ONE DOLLAR BILL
*** EXTREMELY RARE ***

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2990-200W - $238 set
(200 packs = 1 set - $1.19 each)

 

"Pride & Joy"
Gag Card

#FAH2991 - $0.99 each
(approximately business card size)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2991-100W - $59 pack
(100 cards = 1 pack - $0.59 each)

 

"Pride & Joy"
Gag Card

#FAH2991-JUMBO - $5.99 each
(approximately 9" x 12")

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2991-JUMBO-12W - $41.88 pack
(12 cards = 1 pack - $3.49 each)

 

"See My Kids"
Gag Card

#FAH2992 - $0.99 each
(approximately business card size)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2992-100W - $59 pack
(100 cards = 1 pack - $0.59 each)

 

Pride & Joy
Gag Card and
"See My Kids" Gag Card

#FAH2993 - $1.59 combo pack
(approximately business card size - one of each)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2993-100W - $99 set
(100 combo packs = 1 set - $0.99 combo pack)

 

Sexual Tear
Card

#FAH2994 - $0.39 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2994-100W - $19 pack
(100 cards = 1 pack - $0.19 each)

 

Uncut Playing
Card Sheet
Limited Quantity - Available 4 Times Yearly
Pic 2, Pic 3 & Pic 4
VERY, VERY, VERY HARD-TO-FIND

#FAH2995 - $29.95 sheet
(2 decks on 1 sheet)
*** DESIGN(S) ON BACK WILL BE OUR CHOICE ***

#FAH2995 - $19.95 sheet
--SPECIAL--

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2995-12W - $215.40 box
(12 sheets = 1 box - $17.95 each)
(additional $10 for poster tube & heavy s/h)
*** DESIGNS ON BACK MAY OR MAY NOT BE ASSORTED ***

 

Cross Knife
Keychain

#FAH2996 - $6.95 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2996-12W - $47.40 box
(12 pieces = 1 box - $3.95 each)

 

Beach Front
Property

#FAH2997 - $6.95 each
(2-3/4" with REAL Sea Shells)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2997-12W - $47.40 box
(12 pieces = 1 box - $3.95 each)

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VERY COOL
LED BLINKING PINS

  Show Me
Your Tits

#FAH2901BP - $4.99 each (Blue Blinking LEDs)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2901BP-12W - $35.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $2.99 each)

 

Show Me
Your Tits

#FAH2902BP - $4.99 each (Red Blinking LEDs)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2902BP-12W - $35.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $2.99 each)

 

Show Me
Your Tits

#FAH2903BP - $5.99 each (Red & Blue Blinking LEDs)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2903BP-12W - $41.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $3.49 each)

 

Blinking Penis

#FAH2904BP - $5.99 each (Red Blinking LEDs)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2904BP-12W - $41.88 pack
(12 pieces = 1 pack - $3.49 each)

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VERY BIZARRE
TELEPHONES

Bizarre
Buddha Telephone
*** MUST SEE ***

#FAH2901TT - $269.95 each
(Exquisitely Hand-Crafted from Rosewood)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2901TT-3W - $599.85 pack
(3 telephones = 1 pack - $199.95 each)

 

Bizarre
Garden Telephone
*** MUST SEE ***

#FAH2902TT - $219.95 each
(Exquisitely Hand-Crafted from Rosewood)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH2902TT-3W - $599.85 pack
(3 telephones = 1 pack - $199.95 each)