WEIRD & ODD GAGS TO
KEEP IN YOUR WALLET/PURSE
Includes Miracle Match Trick
Do you attend any one of these events... College Party, Graduation, Birthday Party, Fraternity Party, Wedding Shower, Bachelorette/Bachelor Party, Baptism, 'Over-The-Hill' Party, Baby Shower, Orgy, Sauerkraut Festival (October Fest), Cinco-de-Mayo, Holiday Gatherings, Sunday Feasts, Church Socials, Communions, anytime when Uncle Harry visits and/or Pull-My-Finger Grand-Dad visits, etc.? If yes then read on!!!
Do you own a stripclub, nightclub, restaurant, chili-bean factory, bar, tavern, taxicab, fast-food joint, or any place that customers need matches and/or a toilet? Then use these exciting and "INTERACTIVE" Matches instead of those 'BORING BRANDED-LOGO ONES'!!
Are you a DJ? MAKES A GREAT CONVERSATIONAL PIECE at your next event!! Actually it will be a conversation at any place!!
Do you own a TOILET or have people use one daily (how about your community office/work toliet - we won't go there)? Then what a GREAT LAUGH they will have when they take their next DUMP (we all do it)! They will breathe a little easier (no pun intended)!
So what are you waiting for? Place an order ASAP.... We'll even throw in a FREE WHOOPIE CUSHION IF YOU ORDER WITHIN 48 HOURS!!!
P.S. IT REALLY DOES WORK! Whether you use your matches or our AMAZING FART MATCHES (ours are more fun)... The desired results will be attained!
Those Nasty Odors will be GONE (fresh air at last)! Plus your toilet guests will have a good laugh especially with the Miracle part and lets not forget reading the match instructions for use... They will also make the AIR cleaner for the next person!! We all HATE those perfumed-masked fart smells after someone takes a #2 (we do)!!!!
P.P.S. So Order Plenty... They will definitely develop legs and walk away (that means your friends, co-workers and family will steal them at your expense)!
P.P.P.S. Don't forget to check out our other web pages too (we can use the money)! If you are going to waste your money then do it here!!!!!!
SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH4001-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)
*** FREE S&H ***
If you order additional items from any of our
webpages then our $5.99 flat fee s&h will be applied.