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All you need to do is follow the instructions below.
THE ONE-STOP AUTOMATIC PROCESS TO PURCHASE INEXPENSIVE NOVELTY DOLLAR BILLS...
RECEIVE THE NEWEST & COOLEST DESIGNS AUTOMATICALLY... NEVER BE IN THE DARK!

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AUTOMATIC SUBSCRIPTION
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Select wholesale or retail (your choice)!
FAQ & Paypal info is located below...
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WHOLESALE: AUTOMATIC MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION INFO

WHOLESALE: $100 MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION REQUIREMENTS
4 Month Committment - 400 Assorted NEW Bills Monthly - Your cost $0.25 each

WHOLESALE: $200 MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION REQUIREMENTS
4 Month Committment - 909 Assorted NEW Bills Monthly - Your cost $0.22 each

WHOLESALE: $300 MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION REQUIREMENTS
4 Month Committment - 1,579 Assorted NEW Bills Monthly - Your cost $0.19 each

WHOLESALE: $500 MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION REQUIREMENTS
4 Month Committment - 2,941 Assorted NEW Bills Monthly - Your cost $0.17 each

WHOLESALE: $1000 MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION REQUIREMENTS
4 Month Committment - 8,334 NEW & OLD* Assorted NEW Bills Monthly - Your cost $0.12 each
* - That's right... This $1000 monthly subscription will qualify for ALL novelty dollars (with few exceptions - see FAQ below)!

By clicking and subscribing to this service you agree to our listed above terms
and thoroughly understand our Frequently Asked Questions mentioned below!!

Once we are notified that you have become a new subscriber, we will email you a
PASSWORD PROTECTED SUBSCRIBER WEB PAGE
that will list what new bills will be available for that month...
PLEASE NOTE: AUTOMATIC SUBSCRIPTION IS FOR NEW DESIGNS ONLY!!

 

RETAIL: AUTOMATIC MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION INFO

RETAIL: $10 MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION REQUIREMENTS
4 Month Committment - 20 Assorted NEW Bills Monthly - Your cost $0.50 each

RETAIL: $20 MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION REQUIREMENTS
4 Month Committment - 43 Assorted NEW Bills Monthly - Your cost $0.47 each

RETAIL: $30 MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION REQUIREMENTS
4 Month Committment - 67 Assorted NEW Bills Monthly - Your cost $0.45 each

RETAIL: $50 MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION REQUIREMENTS
4 Month Committment - 116 Assorted NEW Bills Monthly - Your cost $0.43 each

RETAIL: $100 MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION REQUIREMENTS
4 Month Committment - 250 NEW & OLD* Assorted NEW Bills Monthly - Your cost $0.40 each
* - That's right... This $100 monthly subscription will qualify for ALL novelty dollars (with few exceptions - see FAQ below)!

By clicking and subscribing to this service you agree to our listed above terms
and thoroughly understand our Frequently Asked Questions mentioned below!!

Once we are notified that you have become a new subscriber, we will email you a
PASSWORD PROTECTED SUBSCRIBER WEB PAGE
that will list what new bills will be available for that month...
PLEASE NOTE: AUTOMATIC SUBSCRIPTION IS FOR NEW DESIGNS ONLY!!

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MY QUESTIONS ARE NOT LISTED BELOW...
I have additional questions!

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FAQ
"FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS" 

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SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #1: What are the benefits when I become a subscriber?
Not required to purchase any new novelty dollar bills.

ANSWER #1: Simple... You will be able to view and select your NEW monthly designs, for 30 days, before our regular customers who view our main WWW.ONETRILLIONDOLLARS.COM web page. That web page will not list any of the new designs until the 1st day of the following month! Plus, you have the extra benefit of purchasing these new designs for as low as $0.15 each (SAVE $$$) and regular customers DO NOT (see #11, #12, #14 )!

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #2: Can I cancel my subscription at anytime without any penalties?

ANSWER #2: No you CANNOT... You can cancel within the first 15 days without penalties by using the Cancel Subscription icon located above.

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #3: What happens if my funds are "declined" through Paypal?

ANSWER #3: Since this subscription service is completed automatically... There may be times when you are short with the needed funds to cover the automatic monthly fee. If this happens please remit payment within 72 hours (via Paypal) or your subscription will be cancelled!

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #4: What happens if I am cancelled or If I cancel after the 15 days?

ANSWER #4: Since it clearly states a 4 Month Committment you just CANNOT sign up for a GOOD PRICE and cancel after 15 days or when convenient. If you do then you will not be allowed to purchase any novelty dollars at any later date... EVER!!! If you are cancelled then you must "make-good" on your subscription. We only cancel subscribers when Paypal payment is declined (see #3 if declined)! To "make-good" will require Paypal payment, within 5 days of cancellation, or you will pay our regular wholesale prices listed before you can reinstate your subscription.

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #5: When do I get billed for my new subscription?

ANSWER #5: You will be charged accordingly as soon as you subscribe. Your automatic subscription will begin that day!

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #6: After I subscribe will I have to do anything else?

ANSWER #6: NO... You will be sent a PASSWORD PROTECTED SUBSCRIBER WEB PAGE updated every month when you are billed so you can easily select your NEW designs!

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #7: With my $1000 Monthly Subcription I can get
ALL of your novelty dollars at these prices?

ANSWER #7: Yes you can... Item #FAHXXX's (click below item numbers for larger images) CANNOT be purchased with $1000 Monthly Subcription! All other subscriptions qualify for NEW monthly designs only! These below novelty dollars may be available, at $1000 monthly subscription, in the near future!

#FAH651B - AREA 51 UFO / ALIEN DOLLAR (with surprise)
#FAH660 - WTC RECOVERY EFFORT MEMORIAL DOLLAR
#FAH668 - 911 PENTAGON MEMORIAL NOTE
#FAH671 - 911 PENTAGON MEMORIAL NOTE (without victim names)
#FAH665 - SIN CITY'S GAMBLING DOLLAR
#FAH672 - SIN CITY'S GAMBLING DOLLAR (without unusual facts)
You can view all the bills at:
WWW.ONETRILLIONDOLLARS.COM

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #8: Can I purchase additional novelty dollars at these FANTASTIC prices?

ANSWER #8: SORRY... These prices are only for Automatic Monthly Subscriptions! These are the maximum quantity you can obtain monthly at these prices per subscriber! Thereafter, our regular prices apply!

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #9: How many new designs do you develop monthly?

ANSWER #9: We develop on the average of 1-8 designs monthly (sometimes zero). That means you mix and match the new designs to meet your minimum monthly requirements! You will be sent a PASSWORD PROTECTED SUBSCRIBER WEB PAGE so you can easily select your NEW designs for that month! That means some months will have many new designs and sometimes one new design (or even zero)!

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #10: What happens if you only develop one new design for any given month (or even zero)?

ANSWER #10: We will try NOT to develop one (or zero) new design for any given month. If we do then that will be the ONLY selection available for subscribers! This is the only "negative" that we can think of for this new subscription service. If this indeed happens then we will offer many of the previously released novelty dollars to offset this "negative"!

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #11: Are the novelty dollars listed with a flashing "NEW" icon the New designs for every month?

ANSWER #11: N0... & Yes! The flashing "NEW" icon represents all the New novelty dollars within 90 days. A few may qualify for the subscription and some will not be offered. That's why we have the PASSWORD PROTECTED SUBSCRIBER WEB PAGE. This web page will have new designs that are not listed (& sometimes listed) on WWW.ONETRILLIONDOLLARS.COM. So it's in your BEST interest to subscribe TODAY to be ONE-STEP ahead of the competition!

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #12: When is the PASSWORD PROTECTED SUBSCRIBER WEB PAGE updated?

ANSWER #12: We always try to update daily/weekly with current pics. Actually, you will see the complete process from start to finish... PRETTY COOL! WWW.ONETRILLIONDOLLARS.COM will no longer show novelty dollars in its concept stages... The PASSWORD PROTECTED SUBSCRIBER WEB PAGE will provide this pretty neat feature! We will also have SPECIAL DEALS only offered to subscribers! The NEW designs are removed on the last day of every month and transferred to WWW.ONETRILLIONDOLLARS.COM! That web page will not list any of the new designs until the 1st day of the following month! They will be assigned a Flashing NEW Icon for 90 days!

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #13: Is there any way I can view this month's new novelty dollar designs?

ANSWER #13: YES... With a Catch... Click here!

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #14: When will my NEW monthly designs be shipped?

ANSWER #14: We ship on the 16th of the following month. Example #1: If you ordered any of the monthly subscriptions on August 1, 2002 (on 1st day of any month or thereafter) then your order will be shipped on September 16, 2002. Example #2: If you ordered any of the monthly subscriptions on August 30, 2002 (on last day of any month or previous) then your order will be shipped on September 16, 2002!

SUBSCRIPTION QUESTION #15: When is the last day, with my monthly subscription, to select my
NEW designs at those FANTASTIC prices on the PASSWORD PROTECTED SUBSCRIBER WEB PAGE?

ANSWER #15: The last day to select your new designs, for that month from the PASSWORD PROTECTED SUBSCRIBER WEB PAGE, will be the last day of that month! Then your selections will be shipped on the 16th of the following month (see #14)! Please Note: These NEW designs will be removed on the last day of every month and transferred to WWW.ONETRILLIONDOLLARS.COM! They will be transferred on the 1st day of every month (see #12). They will be assigned a Flashing NEW Icon for 90 days! If you fail to make your selections then we will send you an automatic selection of our choice!

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