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EXCLUSIVE SIGHT GAGS TO
KEEP IN YOUR WALLET OR PURSE
WE GUARANTEE YOU'LL
BE CENTER OF ATTENTION
Great for Clowns & Jokers...
Awesome Bar Gags!!!
INEXPENSIVE ENOUGH TO GIVE-AWAY FOR FREE!
Most cards are scanned at double size... Actual cards are approximately business card size!
Card ink and cardstock colors will vary monthly... Professionally printed & designed!
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LAMINATION IS AVAILABLE
Preserve Them For Eternity
Lasts For Many Years - All Listed Stupid Cards Can Be Laminated!
If You Want Your Stupid Cards Laminated Then Use This "Add To Your SHOPPING CART" Button!
Use the same item numbers as below but add dash "-L" (ex: #FAH102F-L - except item #FAH100F-ASST).
YOU MAY SELECT ANY ONE OF FIVE COLORS. Click on color(s) to view sample:
Red, Green, Blue, Clear & Yellow... Lamination color will be clear on front and selected color on back!
Lamination Color:
Item #:
{we added the "-L" - type the number over the x's}
Quantity:

ONLY $1.95 PER CARD... MANY YEARS OF USE!
AFTER ADDING TO SHOPPING CART CLICK THE BACK BUTTON TO ADD ADDITIONAL LAMINATED STUPID CARDS!!

HAVE A STUPID CARD IDEA...
USE EMAIL ICON BELOW FOR INSTANTANEOUS DETAILS!

YOUR CARD CAN APPEAR HERE... MAKE $$$$$$ WITH YOUR IDEA(S)!
THE FOLLOWING STUPID CARDS BELOW ARE NOT LAMINATED...
INEXPENSIVE WAY TO DISTRIBUTE TO EVERYONE YOU MEET!

AUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTORSHIP
STARTER PACKAGE
Click here to access our Starter Package...
Complete package allows you to immediately sell ALL our Gag Cards...
Includes Sales Letter & Order Form!!!
ZANY OCCUPATIONAL CARDS
Click here to access some really cool occupations...
One of these CAN be your new UNIQUE profession...
Hand one of these out the next time someone asks for your business card!!!
"WHAT IS A" CRAZY CARDS
Click here to access the new dictionary...
A Very Unique Meaning Of Words...
Hilarious but INNOCENT Fun!!!
TOTALLY GROSS CARDS
Click here to really Gross-Out your friends...
Vomit Fest!!!!
Make a few folks puke their GUTS up!!!!!

FOLDING VINYL WALLET

#FAH100G-VINYLW - $0.99 each
(Holds 20 cards in each pocket - 2 pockets per wallet)
(Transparent pockets - Our color choice)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100G-VINYLW-12W - $7.08 box
(12 wallets = 1 box - $0.59 each)

100 Assorted Cards
#FAH100F-ASST - $20.00 (our choice - contains duplicates)
Contains at least 36 DIFFERENT designs!
{Excludes #FAH100G-xxx Series}

Click here to view/print the complete SIGHT GAG
DIALOG list for the below cards
for easier recall - MS-Word format!

FREEBIES

I have some "Freebies" for you!
or... I got "Freebies" for everyone!

#FAH100F-001 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-001-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

BLUE JAY

Here's a picture of my "Blue Jay"!

#FAH100F-002 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-002-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

RED SEA

Here's a wonderful picture of the "Red Sea"!

#FAH100F-003 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-003-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

BLACK EYE

I'm going to give you a "Black Eye"!

#FAH100F-004 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-004-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

CUTIE

Here's a picture of my "Cutie"!

#FAH100F-005 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-005-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

GRAVY

My "Gravy" is very healthy and contains no fat!
or... Here's some "Gravy" to go with that?!
(give to someone during dinner)

#FAH100F-006 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-006-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

BROWNIE

My "Brownie" has no calories!
or... Here's a "Brownie" for after dinner?!
(give to someone during dinner)

#FAH100F-007 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-007-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

BLACK SEA

Here's a wonderful picture of the "Black Sea"!

#FAH100F-008 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-008-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

MY DEAD AUNT

Here's a really bizarre picture of "My Dead Aunt"!

#FAH100F-009 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-001-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

YELLOW BEE

I was in the garden and found this "Yellow Bee"!

#FAH100F-010 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-010-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

YELLOW JACKET

I was in the garden and found this "Yellow Jacket"!

#FAH100F-011 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-011-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

MY LITTLE ONES

You really have to see "My Little Ones"!

#FAH100F-012 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-012-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

DEAD SEA

Here's a wonderful picture of the "Dead Sea"!

#FAH100F-013 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-013-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

PINKY

Would you hold my "Pinky"

#FAH100F-014 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-014-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

PINK EYE

Someone gave me "Pink Eye" last week...
Want to see?!

#FAH100F-015 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-015-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

HICKEY

Want to see my big red "Hickey"?!

#FAH100F-016 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-016-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

ZZZZZZZZZ'S

You need lots of "Zzzzzz's"... Here!
(give to someone who looks tired)

#FAH100F-017 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-017-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

RED EYE

Someone gave me "Red Eye" last month...
Want to see?

#FAH100F-018 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-018-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

READY

Ready?

#FAH100F-019 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-019-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

GREEN PEAS

My "Green Peas" don't make you fart!
or... Here's some "Green Peas" to go along with your lunch!

#FAH100F-020 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-020-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

ROYALTY

I come in contact with "Royalty" everyday!

#FAH100F-021 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-021-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

GREEN TEA

My "Green Tea" needs no water!

#FAH100F-022 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-022-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

WHITIES

I love "Whities"!
or... I love the "Whities" that live with me!

#FAH100F-023 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-023-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

BLACKIES/DARKIES

I love "Blackies/Darkies"!
or... I love the "Blackies/Darkies" that live with me!

#FAH100F-024 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-024-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

BLUE BALLS

My lover gave me "Blue Balls" last night!

#FAH100F-025 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-025-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

TOO PEE

I have "Too Pee"!

#FAH100F-026 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-026-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

TEE-PEE

My indian friend gave me a "Tee-Pee"!

#FAH100F-027 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-027-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

NUMBER TWO

I made a messy "Number Two" in your bathroom!

#FAH100F-028 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-028-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

CLOWNS

I'm not a clown... My parents are "Clowns"!

#FAH100F-029 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-029-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

VD

My Doctor says I have "VD"!
or... My neighbor gave me "VD"!
or... I have "VD" in the palm of my hand!

#FAH100F-030 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-030-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

TB

My Doctor says I have "TB"!
or... My neighbor gave me "TB"!

#FAH100F-031 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-031-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

IQ

I have a golden "IQ"... Check it out!

#FAH100F-032 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-032-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

TV

I have the world's smallest "TV" in the palm of my hand!

#FAH100F-033 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-033-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

PINKO

I have a "Pinko" identification card!

#FAH100F-034 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-034-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

P's & Q's

I better mind my "P's & Q's"!

#FAH100F-035 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-035-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

GREEN PEA

I just went to the bathroom and I have "Green Pee"!

#FAH100F-036 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-036-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

FRENCH FRY

Have you ever seen a bad "French Fry"?!

#FAH100F-037 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-037-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

FISH FRY

Have you ever seen a rotten "Fish Fry"?!

#FAH100F-038 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-038-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

TWICE-BAKED POTATO
HALF-BAKED POTATO

Have you ever seen a "Twice-Baked Potato"?!
or... Have you ever seen a picture of a "Half-Baked Potato"?!
or... Check out this "Half-Baked Potato"!
Check out this "Twice-Baked Potato"!

#FAH100F-039 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-039-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

PIG ROAST

Have you ever seen a "Pig Roast"?!

#FAH100F-040 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-040-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

KIDNAPPING

My neighbor, the cop, gave me an awesome picture of the recent "Kidnapping"!

#FAH100F-041 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-041-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

DEFENSE

I have a new "Defense" for my home!

#FAH100F-042 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-042-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

PINK LABRADOR

Check out my "Pink Labrador"!

#FAH100F-043 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-043-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

TURKEY SHOOT

Have you ever seen a "Turkey Shoot"?!

#FAH100F-044 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-044-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

WALLEYE
Check out my "Walleye"!

#FAH100F-045 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-045-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

PEANUTS

Have you ever seen "Peanuts"?!

#FAH100F-046 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-046-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

GREENHOUSES

Check out my row of "Greenhouses"!

#FAH100F-047 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-047-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

FLY BALL

Last week at the baseball game some guy gave me his "Fly Ball"!

#FAH100F-048 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-048-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

HOLE IN ONE

Check out my "Hole-In-One"!

#FAH100F-049 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-049-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

WHITE BEE

I found this "White Bee" in the garden!

#FAH100F-050 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-050-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

HAIRY CHEST

Check out my wife's "Hairy Chest"!

#FAH100F-051 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-051-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

STOOL SAMPLE

Check out my "Stool Sample"!

#FAH100F-052 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-049-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

HAIRY ASS

Check out my wife's "Hairy Ass"!
Check out my husband's "Hairy Ass"!

#FAH100F-053 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-053-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

HAIRY PUSSY

Check out my wife's "Hairy Pussy"!

#FAH100F-054 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-054-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

FINGERNAIL

Look at my "Fingernail"!

#FAH100F-055 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-055-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

JACK IN A BOX

I finally have my very own "Jack-In-A-Box"!

#FAH100F-056 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-056-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

CHINESE TEA

Would you like a "Chinese Tea"!

#FAH100F-057 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-057-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

OLD BAG

Here's the "Old Bag"!

#FAH100F-058 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-058-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

BLACKED OUT I

Check out this "Black Out" picture!

#FAH100F-059 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-059-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

BLACKED OUT II

I "Blacked Out" last week!

#FAH100F-060 - $0.20 each

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100F-060-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

Click here to view/print hilarious instructions - MS-Word format!

GAG BUSINESS
CARD ROUTINE

Next time someone asks for your business card
you will make them laugh uncontrollably for 5 minutes!

#FAH100G-001-012 - $1.99 set (12 cards = 1 set)

#FAH100G-001-012-LVW - $6.99 set
(12 cards = 1 set - laminated in folding vinyl wallet)
*** FOR MANY YEARS OF USE ***

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100G-001-012-12W - $11.88 box
(12 sets = 1 box - $0.99 set)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100G-001-012-1KW - $290 box
(1,000 sets = 1 case - $0.29 set - sets are not collated)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100G-001-012-1KcusW - $390 box
(1,000 sets = 1 case - $0.39 set
(with your web/tele info - see below - sets are not collated)
The copyright will be as follows:
(c) 2003 RAD -- [your info] -- For novelty and entertainment use only!

Also enter your www page OR telephone number if
ordering #FAH100G-001-012-1KcusW (20 characters or less):

NEED EXTRA #FAH100G-XXX SERIES CARDS
(dog-eared? incomplete set? lose some?)
ITEM #:

QUANTITY:

ONLY $0.20 PER CARD... MANY YEARS OF USE!
AFTER ADDING TO SHOPPING CART CLICK
THE BACK BUTTON TO ADD ADDITIONAL CARDS!!

THE FOLLOWING STUPID CARDS ARE
SCIENTIFICALLY EMBEDDED WITH NASTY STUFF
(just kidding - but you get great initial responses and laughs)
Just say...
"Here's my business card. OOOOPS! Sorry... Wrong Card!"
Make sure you hand them the card so they grab the pictured flask!

POISON IVY
#FAH100H-001 - $0.20 each
(no chemicals on card - people think there is!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100H-001-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

GIRL COOTIES
#FAH100H-002 - $0.20 each
(no cooties on card - people think there is!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100H-002-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

BOY COOTIES
#FAH100H-003 - $0.20 each
(no cooties on card - people think there is!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100H-003-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

SULPHURIC ACID
#FAH100H-004 - $0.20 each
(no chemicals on card - people think there is!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100H-004-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

RAT URINE
#FAH100H-005 - $0.20 each
(no urine on card - people think there is!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100H-005-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

POISON OAK
#FAH100H-006 - $0.20 each
(no chemicals on card - people think there is!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100H-006-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

TOE JAM
#FAH100H-007 - $0.20 each
(no skin goo on card - people think there is!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100H-007-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

LOATHING HATE
#FAH100H-008 - $0.20 each
(no brain chemicals on card - people think there is!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100H-008-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

TRUE LOVE
#FAH100H-009 - $0.20 each
(no brain chemicals on card - people think there is!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100H-009-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

RAGING ANGER
#FAH100H-010 - $0.20 each
(no brain chemicals on card - people think there is!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100H-010-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

ZIT EGGS
#FAH100H-011 - $0.20 each
(no skin disease on card - people think there is!!)

SPECIAL WHOLESALE DEAL: #FAH100H-011-100W - $15 pack
(100 total - $0.15 each)

BUTTERFLY EGGS
#FAH100H-012 - $0.20 each
(butterflies don't lay eggs - people will think they do!!)