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(Holds 20 cards in each pocket - 2 pockets per wallet)
(Transparent pockets - Our color choice)
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I have some "Freebies" for you!
or... I got "Freebies" for everyone!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Here's a picture of my "Blue Jay"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Here's a wonderful picture of the "Red Sea"!
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I'm going to give you a "Black Eye"!
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Here's a picture of my "Cutie"!
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My "Gravy" is very healthy and contains no fat!
or... Here's some "Gravy" to go with that?!
(give to someone during dinner)
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
My "Brownie" has no calories!
or... Here's a "Brownie" for after dinner?!
(give to someone during dinner)
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Here's a wonderful picture of the "Black Sea"!
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Here's a really bizarre picture of "My Dead Aunt"!
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I was in the garden and found this "Yellow Bee"!
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I was in the garden and found this "Yellow Jacket"!
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You really have to see "My Little Ones"!
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Here's a wonderful picture of the "Dead Sea"!
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Would you hold my "Pinky"
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Someone gave me "Pink Eye" last week...
Want to see?!
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Want to see my big red "Hickey"?!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
You need lots of "Zzzzzz's"... Here!
(give to someone who looks tired)
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Someone gave me "Red Eye" last month...
Want to see?
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Ready?
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My "Green Peas" don't make you fart!
or... Here's some "Green Peas" to go along with your lunch!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
I come in contact with "Royalty" everyday!
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My "Green Tea" needs no water!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
I love "Whities"!
or... I love the "Whities" that live with me!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
I love "Blackies/Darkies"!
or... I love the "Blackies/Darkies" that live with me!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
My lover gave me "Blue Balls" last night!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
I have "Too Pee"!
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My indian friend gave me a "Tee-Pee"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
I made a messy "Number Two" in your bathroom!
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I'm not a clown... My parents are "Clowns"!
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My Doctor says I have "VD"!
or... My neighbor gave me "VD"!
or... I have "VD" in the palm of my hand!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
My Doctor says I have "TB"!
or... My neighbor gave me "TB"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
I have a golden "IQ"... Check it out!
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I have the world's smallest "TV" in the palm of my hand!
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I have a "Pinko" identification card!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
I better mind my "P's & Q's"!
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I just went to the bathroom and I have "Green Pee"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Have you ever seen a bad "French Fry"?!
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Have you ever seen a rotten "Fish Fry"?!
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TWICE-BAKED POTATO
HALF-BAKED POTATO
Have you ever seen a "Twice-Baked Potato"?!
or... Have you ever seen a picture of a "Half-Baked Potato"?!
or... Check out this "Half-Baked Potato"!
Check out this "Twice-Baked Potato"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Have you ever seen a "Pig Roast"?!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
My neighbor, the cop, gave me an awesome picture of the recent "Kidnapping"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
I have a new "Defense" for my home!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Check out my "Pink Labrador"!
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Have you ever seen a "Turkey Shoot"?!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Check out my "Walleye"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Have you ever seen "Peanuts"?!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Check out my row of "Greenhouses"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Last week at the baseball game some guy gave me his "Fly Ball"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Check out my "Hole-In-One"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
I found this "White Bee" in the garden!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Check out my wife's "Hairy Chest"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Check out my "Stool Sample"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Check out my wife's "Hairy Ass"!
Check out my husband's "Hairy Ass"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Check out my wife's "Hairy Pussy"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Look at my "Fingernail"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
I finally have my very own "Jack-In-A-Box"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Would you like a "Chinese Tea"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Here's the "Old Bag"!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Check out this "Black Out" picture!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
I "Blacked Out" last week!
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(100 total - $0.15 each)
Next time someone asks for your business card
you will make them laugh uncontrollably for 5 minutes!
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(12 sets = 1 box - $0.99 set)
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(1,000 sets = 1 case - $0.29 set - sets are not collated)
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(1,000 sets = 1 case - $0.39 set
(with your web/tele info - see below - sets are not collated)
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(c) 2003 RAD -- [your info] -- For novelty and entertainment use only!